The Thug
by Exodus

Class: This could probably be played by any class, with Rogues providing the least challenge, and mages providing the biggest challenge.
Tag: GANG

Introduction

I got annoyed by all the "thugs" at my school and decided I had to make fun of 'em some how :)

Story (in ghetto mode)

See nowz, Tristam used to b yo town, but den one day sum whack-ass king d00d and his fr00-t archbishop b flippin' out like dey had some bad $#!†! It turnz out dis foo' named "Diablo" tryin' to b all steppin' in yo hood! So y'all best get you some! Go down dere an' be all like "Listen, %!†©#! Y u gotz to b all up in mah area?!?! Ima knock yo %!†©# @§$ straight off dis %!†©#!"

Rules

Find a group of 2 or 3 other Thugs (thus making a gang of 3 or 4), and venture into the dungeon. It's not an ironman type of variant, however, as it can be played whenever you want, as long as you have 3 (three) or more Thugs making up the party.

Oh, and Thugs don't like no do-gooders...them namby-pamby BNMs can stuff it ;)

Items

Armor
All armor up to Breast Plate (Bullet Proof Vest, yo!) is acceptable.

Helms
No higher than Helm (ski masks) can be worn.

Shields
No shields. In a knife fight you need one hand free.

Weapons
A Thug may only use Short Swords and Daggers (knives), and bows (guns). Staves are fine (crowbars), as are Clubs (2x4's) and Spiked Clubs (2x4's with Rusty Nails in them ;)

Spells

Books? Scrolls? Hellz nah! You're part of the 55% of Americans who are functionally illiterate!

Quests

Please note that said quests MUST be completed *SOLO*.

1) Pimp
To achieve the title of "Pimp", you must smack (collect X amount of money from) your hos (witches).

Difficulty | Amount of Gold Needed | Title Gained
Normal | 5,000 | Pimp
Nightmare | 10,000 | King Pimp
Hell | 20,000 | Pimp Daddy

Note that you CANNOT collect money from any other monsters should you kill them, you may NOT take money from chests, and smacking the hos can only be done in melee combat (preferably barehanded, but it's really up to you).

Money can be collected from any hos you find, wether they're standin' on the corner of Broadway and 81st (caves), or Times Square (hell).

You can put your title in your profile on BNet.

2) Poseur
This is really more a test of your acting skills. To achieve the not-so-honored rank of poseur, you must go to a channel heavily populated by "thugs" (BAR is probably a good choice, but after a while I think they'd catch on), and gain their acceptance. Once you do this, if you can "hang" with your "dogz" for 7 minutes without getting "dissed", you successfully obtain the rank of Poseur.