Lame Name Patrol
by FriendlyPK

Class: Any
Tag: LPN

Introduction

Tired of annoying Lancelots, Xena's, King Arthur's and Hercules's? Enter the Lame Name Patrol!

Rules

Simply place a LNP after your name and begin hunting down the cursed wretches that have lost their grip on originality, creativity and sensibility in general! We all know they'll never be Eleminster, Merlin or Satan, yet they pose, shamelessly.

I say strike down the heathen mimics, belay your weapons upon the flesh of the unworthy! They are copy-cats, feigning the truth... many of us ADMIRE these heroes and these brutes put them to shame with their cheating unsatisfying ways! The Lame Name Patrol is on the move, so beware!

Some names to look out for, brave avengers...

- Merlin
- Lancelot
- KingArthur
- Hercules
- Xena
- God
- Satan
- Jesus
- Eleminster
- Drizzt