Algebra Teacher
by Gorath

Class: Sorcerer, Rogue
Tag: MATH

Introduction

I came up with this idea after a very mean math teacher made a single test (which I probably failed) worth 40% of the grade for the quarter.

Story

Lazarus was a good boy. He studied hard, and got straight A's. Then, he began dating Red Vex and Blackjade, and joined Diablo's gang. Outraged at losing his/her top student, the Lazarus's teacher set out to take his soul away from Diablo to use in a dark, evil, algebraic ritual. Thus the story begins...

Rules

They like to torture those who don't do well with necromantic spells.

Items

Armor
Up to Robe, and Naj's Light Plate.

Helm
Thinking Cap only

Jewelry
Rings of Engagement (Who'd be engaged to an algebra teacher?), Diamond rings.

Weapons
Staves, Flails (for flogging) without shields.

Enchantment Bans
Nothing without a % sign may be used, because basic math operations are too easy.
No AC bonuses.
No +lr.

Spells

Golem and Flash not allowed, as they don't show the correct amount of damage. Same with Fireball and Elemental as their splash damage is not shown. No Mana Shield. Math teachers often have fun by roasting their students to death by Inferno.

Quests

1) Diablo
The main quest is to defeat Diablo on each difficulty. After getting the first dot, the teacher gains the title of Algebraic Avenger. Upon getting the second dot, he/she is a Preacher of Pre-Calculus. When the mean, awful teacher goes gold, he/she/it? gains the title of Carnivorous Calculus Corruptor.