July 23rd, 2010, 05:21
The Realms Beyond PBEM 9 Creation Myth
[SIZE="4"]I[/SIZE]n the beginning, Jod created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Jod said, let there be light, and there was light. And Jod saw the light, that it was good: and Jod divided the light from the fog-of-war.
And that was the end of the first day.
And Jod said, Let the map script be run, so that the waters under the heaven would be gathered together unto one place, and dry land appear, and it was so.
And Jod called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and Jod saw that it was good.
And that was the end of the second day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and corn, and wheat, and rice, and let them be arranged in such a manner that they can be irrigated post-bureaucracy; and bananas, and sugar, and all manner of post-calendar happiness resources, and it was so.
And that was the end of the third day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth copper and iron, and precious metals of all kinds; and coal, and aluminum, and uranium: and it was so. And Jod made sure to put copper and iron near the player's starting position.
And that was the end of the fourth day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth pigs and cows, and deer and sheep; and furs, and horses and elephants; and it was so. And Jod made sure to put the horses near the player's starting position. But Jod looked upon the elephants, and saw that they were overpowered, and erased them.
And that was the end of the fifth day.
And Jod said, Let us make man in our image, and give them their respective starting techs, their UUs and UBs, and let them have dominion over the resources of the map. And it was so.
And Jod blessed them, and said to them, Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it, and win by conquest, domination, diplomacy, or space race.
And Jod looked upon the things he had created, and it was very good, but Jod was sad as he knew that the players would still whine anyway.
And that was the end of the sixth day.
[SIZE="4"]I[/SIZE]n the beginning, Jod created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Jod said, let there be light, and there was light. And Jod saw the light, that it was good: and Jod divided the light from the fog-of-war.
And that was the end of the first day.
And Jod said, Let the map script be run, so that the waters under the heaven would be gathered together unto one place, and dry land appear, and it was so.
And Jod called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and Jod saw that it was good.
And that was the end of the second day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and corn, and wheat, and rice, and let them be arranged in such a manner that they can be irrigated post-bureaucracy; and bananas, and sugar, and all manner of post-calendar happiness resources, and it was so.
And that was the end of the third day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth copper and iron, and precious metals of all kinds; and coal, and aluminum, and uranium: and it was so. And Jod made sure to put copper and iron near the player's starting position.
And that was the end of the fourth day.
And Jod said, Let the earth bring forth pigs and cows, and deer and sheep; and furs, and horses and elephants; and it was so. And Jod made sure to put the horses near the player's starting position. But Jod looked upon the elephants, and saw that they were overpowered, and erased them.
And that was the end of the fifth day.
And Jod said, Let us make man in our image, and give them their respective starting techs, their UUs and UBs, and let them have dominion over the resources of the map. And it was so.
And Jod blessed them, and said to them, Be fruitful and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it, and win by conquest, domination, diplomacy, or space race.
And Jod looked upon the things he had created, and it was very good, but Jod was sad as he knew that the players would still whine anyway.
And that was the end of the sixth day.