Gaspar/Nakor: Hey, you there?
me: Yeah.
Gaspar/Nakor: Um, I think we're fucked
me: That's not encouraging.
Gaspar/Nakor: I mean, not long term or anything, but definitely in the short term
He spiked again, he's over 100k soldier points now
What the hell is he building over there?
me: I'll try to puzzle it out, but it's hard to imagine he's such a monster right now.
With 2 core cities
Gaspar/Nakor: Its got to be just tons of cheap trash
Archers and Spears? More Quechuas?
me: Let me take a look...
Gaspar/Nakor: I have to send him a response to his settling nonsense, I'd like to stall him some more, but I figured we should chat before I decided what to tell him
me: After the suspected spear was 8000, then 4000, then 6000 this turn.
Gaspar/Nakor: Spear is 4k, Archer is 3k?
I wish I paid more attention
me: I find it unlikely that he'd build Archers.
He seems enamored with his Aggressive bonus.
Gaspar/Nakor: I wouldn't build an archer in an MP game if I had resources, but he's playing very much like SP overall
Longbow yes, but no way an archer
But I suppose you're right, Spears/Axes make a lot more sense
me: His power is going up quite a bit, but it's too early to panic.
And it's still important you get vision into the lake city around T54.
I don't want to proceed with an attack without any idea of what I'm getting into.
Honestly, if you can park a warrior or something there for awhile, that'd be super.
But, eh.
This turn, he probably built an Axe.
He has the highest hammer production, and his GNP isn't great.
If he's tooled his cities for max production, he could easily get spearmen and Axemen every other turn.
Not a good long-term arrangement, but in the short-term, he'll look powerful.
And it's still going to take time to march those troops to the front lines.
Sent at 7:57 PM on Saturday
Gaspar/Nakor: Sorry, had a phone call, lemme read that
I'll definitely get something there to keep vision on the area
And yeah, I'm probably overreacting - his play is just so... abnormal
me: Yeah. Keep it in perspective.
He could be doing this just to make you panic.
Gaspar/Nakor: Yeah
I mean, I'm not worried about an invasion. We can definitely beat him back if he tried something, and we're going to be building a bit of an army in the near term regardless
I assume he razed the barb city last turn, since the barb culture disappeared but hes still at 3 cities
me: Yeah
One axe is full health.
The one that killed the city is just above half.
Gaspar/Nakor: Well, not the worst case scenario at least
me: I didn't see a spearman where I thought I might, but I'm still not ruling it out.
He could be taking it on a different route.
Gaspar/Nakor: Yeah
My guess is some of this recently built military is intended to head there
Just a question of how long it takes him
me: I have a pretty good idea.
One sec.
Gaspar/Nakor: k
me: gotta look at my maps
I also got a clue from a screen he sent me.
I don't think he has a road on the oasis tile to the... I guess it's be Northwest of his capital.
Gaspar/Nakor: he sent you a screen of his core? lol
me: No
It was cropped, but most of the oasis tile was visible.
It mainly featured his two Axemen. It was a threat, of course.
Gaspar/Nakor: Ah I see
me: Let's see, I think it would take him 10 turns to get a 1-move from his capital to my lake city.
Gaspar/Nakor: And his second city is even further away
me: Yes.
Though his second Axeman was directly behind the first.
So he either waited a turn for the second to catch up...
Sent at 8:08 PM on Saturday
Gaspar/Nakor: So these are the axes that took out the barb city?
me: Yeah... it's been weird, since based on my calculations, the second should have been a bit further behind.
Yes.
I believe they are his first two Axemen.
Gaspar/Nakor: I think he probably just doesn't plan this stuff out too much
He's just kind of like, oh
Let me build a bunch of military and move it along, etc, etc
me: Nnn, probably, but what bothers me is that it seems like both Axemen were built on the very same turn.
So it should have been physically impossible for them to have both been where they were.
If his second city is where we think it is.
Gaspar/Nakor: Second city's definitely where we think it is, so maybe there's a whip in there somewhere thats screwing up the C&D on power
me: Couldn't cover up 6000 soldier points.
But, I'll just chalk it up as an anomaly for the moment.
Gaspar/Nakor: Fair point
me: Downside to PBEM is that it's much harder to track whips...
can't hide that in Pitboss.
Gaspar/Nakor: Yeah
me: though I guess it's an upside if you're doing the hiding.
Y'know, maybe he really did get HBR after those Axemen...
wait.
Gah, that just wouldn't make sense.
Gaspar/Nakor: If he researched HBR on this map without having horses in his culture, I'll eat my hat
hes crazy, but not that crazy
Course, im the one who had him building archers at the beginning of this conversation
me: HBR is worth 10 000 points.
He gained 6 score that turn.
But, yeah, it's just illogical.
I don't know how much C&D stuff he does... he may have thought it would make him look scary.
Gaspar/Nakor: Well, what could he have researched that has soldier points?
MC?
me: That's only worth 4000
And really expensive. His GNP doesn't look good enough to have picked that up
shrugs
Archery is worth more.
Gaspar/Nakor: well
archery and a barracks is 10k?
err 9k (just finally looked this up)
Archery and 2 Quechuas would do it
me: there are many possible combinations.
Gaspar/Nakor: yeah, thats why this makes my head hurt
me: In theory, if you can isolate his GNP, you can track with some accuracy how many beakers he's making each turn.
I'm not sure I can really afford to spend the kind of time on this it requires right now...
But, in theory, you could figure out what techs he got by seeing how much he's spent when he earned tech score
Gaspar/Nakor: makes sense
Sent at 8:23 PM on Saturday
me: Alright.
So, I hope whatever you wrote in your thread wasn't a panic attack.
Gaspar/Nakor: lol
No, I just try to write up every turn in some detail for Nakor, since he plays a turn about once every 10 days
me: Alright.
I need to run for a bit.
Just, again, anything you can do on the intelligence front will help.
Gaspar/Nakor: ok, will definitely do everything we can to keep eyes in the area
me: My strike is in the T57-9 range, depending on what I learn of the opposition.
Gaspar/Nakor: well
unless his spears can fly, i think you might be ok on T57
T59, we'll have to see
me: If it was built in his capital and makes a beeline for the city, it will be there on Turn 57.
between the two of us, we have a couple warriors between the lake and his core.
Your warrior has to heal, anyway, so maybe on that hill?
and I can keep lookout nearby.
Gaspar/Nakor: yeah, I saw you still had the tile in question covered, so I moved SW rather than W last turn, but still no sign of any units
I dont think he'll attack you without provocation
since i do think he wants out of this situation
so we can cover a bit more scouting ground
me: I was thinking if your warrior is on the hill 2W of the (former) barb city
and my warrior 1NE of the city hill
should be enough vision between us to spot anything.
I prep for an attack on T57, with room to delay a turn or two if no spear shows.
Gaspar/Nakor: sounds like a plan
Sent at 8:33 PM on Saturday
me: It sure does.
You may want to consider having something handy to hit the other lake city around then.
I plan to go after it immediately after, but I'll have to waste some turns healing my troops.
Sent at 8:35 PM on Saturday
Gaspar/Nakor: Its definitely on the table. Sadly at his new position I'd have to raze it, but yeah, we'll have to be ready
A lot depends on just how much he reinforces the new cities with
if its just a bunch of quechuas, he's going to be in trouble
I suspect those two axes from the barb adventure will get split into the cities as well
me: Most likely.
At least, I hope so.
Gaspar/Nakor: Just want to say as well
Completely asinine for the next city to be south of the lake to pick up 1 fish tile, rather than in between your city and his capital to link up culture
me: Well, yeah.
Gaspar/Nakor: It just remains to see if he can be made to pay for his mistakes
Here's hoping
me: The winner is the one who makes the fewest mistakes....
Oh, out of curiosity, in his early communications, did he ever make mention of axemen?
He threatened me with them long before he had any built, and Malakai mentioned that GE had conspicuously mentioned axemen in one of their letters.
Just curious to see how brazen he's been.
Gaspar/Nakor: Hmm, I don't actually recall
I will say he's been very aggressive from minute one, I think he threatened our starting warrior
me: lol
Gaspar/Nakor: lol, yeah, read this nonsense:
"His Illustrious Majesty [may his breasts remain small and humble]
wishes to extend the hand of friendship, although he wishes you to
note that, had the order of the despatch of his scouting Quechuas been
different, it would have been your Warrior's head on a silver platter
that you would be receiving instead."
That's the 2nd paragraph of his first message to us
me: That's... I don't have words for that.
Gaspar/Nakor: He first threatened you in a message to us 13 days ago
And as I'm reading through theses
Pretty much every mail we receieved from him threatens either us, you or Malakai
His new thing is threatening to buddy up to Kyan
Absurd
Have you played a game here yet where you weren't the craziest player?
me: Me? I guess I have now....
Gaspar/Nakor: lol, yeah
me: I'm still pissed about all this, obviously.
I knew an attack was coming from his first message
(bad diplomacy there)
Just miscalculated on the when.
Gaspar/Nakor: Yeah, understandable
I really thought he was bluffing a bit
me: How exactly did he threaten me in that message?
It would have been nice if you clued me in. =P
But I guess you had no reason to.
Gaspar/Nakor: Well, tbh
You were a little less than responsive, so we really had no reason to believe we could trust you
My personal tactical mistake was not realizing that GE was as crazy as he was
If I had, trust or not, I would have clued you in sooner.
Not to mention, if we're being fully honest, we weren't thrilled about the location of that city either :P
me: I guess I've paid a price for relying on an unreliable diplomat.
Oh, yeah, I figured not.
Gaspar/Nakor: Here's the threat to you: "On a side issue, His Illustrious Majesty [yada yada yada] wishes to
advise you that he grows ever annoyed at the existence of the Crazy
Empire's lake-side city, especially as they have not had the courtesy
to respond to our opening missive! The rate at which it is sprawling
out may require some direct action on our part to secure the Fish for
His Number-One-Wife! His Illustrious Majesty [yada yada yada] does not
take the matter of War lightly, but sees it as a necessity to advance
the well-being of His people, and, of course, to keep Number-One-Wife
happy!!"
Seriously, the way this guy talks about a fish tile, you'd think it was his only source of metals or something
Sent at 8:51 PM on Saturday
me: Well, he's going to pay a price....
I'm sure we don't have to worry about Kyan giving a shit once GE starts losing territory.
He's too smart to back a loser.
...unless he'd gain something from it.
Gaspar/Nakor: From reading PBEM4
me: I'm in that.
Gaspar/Nakor: Other game though, so I can talk about it

me: Ehh, I guess.
I was under the impression that Vets and Greens weren't supposed to compare notes.
Gaspar/Nakor: No
Trust me, this isn't spoilerish in anyway for you
me: alright
Gaspar/Nakor: Actually, just changed my mind
I could see GE taking the TT role in that game
TTs sort of Kyan's lap dog in that game
My guess is Malakai or GE is the first target though
me: Hm.
Well, I really do have to get going. Heh, for like an hour now, but really this time.
Gaspar/Nakor: lol np
Good luck, I'll try to panic less in the future

me: That would be good.
Don't want my partners in crime chickening out on me.
Gaspar/Nakor: You sound like Nakor now lol
me: What, logical?
Gaspar/Nakor: Yeah, pretty much
me: But I am always logical.
Everything I say is grounded in good sense.
Gaspar/Nakor: I - uh, yeah, agree with that. Never seen you do anything crazy in any games here
me: That's. Right.
=_=
Gaspar/Nakor: lol
me: Alright, well, we'll talk more later, I'm sure.