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Listen up chumps, there are barbs everywhere and its getting hard to tell the difference between your units and all those marauding hordes.
This reminds me of the Settlers expansion where people aren't pulling their weight with the soldier count. But there, the person with the least soldiers gets punished!
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Last time I checked, you were the one with the lowest soldier count!
By the way, hope your Scout on my borders doesn't have any clever ideas. Should he do anything stupid, we will put him into a jet engine, and tell everyone it was a bird strike
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I will not stoop to your level and confirm that statement!
The scout wished to traverse that isthmus of your territory but your envoys were too stupid to understand the concept of open borders. Perhaps you sent the dumb ones to me so that the smart ones could stay home and study at your so-called "GREAT" Library. It looks more like a big dump for used aircraft parts.
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Our envoy understood the concept of open borders all too well. It means that you can bring your whole army to our territory, position it perfectly, and sneak-attack. And we won't get any benefits from taking this risk! Or did he miss something?
If you want to give us a compensation for granting you open borders, we will consider it. Although negotiating with someone who doesn't know the difference between a library and a dump will hurt our enlightened souls
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Imagine our surprise and dismay to wake up and find:
a) that our hard-earned $20 spent on lottery tickets was a loser
b) our irresponsible, lazy neighbor, Seven, won the MegaMillions jackpot
c) he spent it all in one night - so its gone already - not even giving us the courtesy of offering a desperately needed loan.
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waterbat Wrote:b) our irresponsible, lazy neighbor, Seven, won the MegaMillions jackpot
c) he spent it all in one night - so its gone already - not even giving us the courtesy of offering a desperately needed loan.
Care to elaborate?
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I dont think I could elaborate while also remaining denounce-y enough.
Are you even in this game Davy? I see your pathetic score going up, but my scouts, under heavy harassment from Barbarian thugs and English phantoms, have been unable to find your assuredly terrible peoples. Maybe after flight, we can use paratroopers to meet - they do have paratroopers in this game, right??
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Waterbat's just mad that my civilization opened with multiple scouting units and has collected a lot of gold from city states and barb encampments, while his own "civilization" languishes in poverty.
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waterbat Wrote:Are you even in this game Davy? I see your pathetic score going up, but my scouts, under heavy harassment from Barbarian thugs and English phantoms, have been unable to find your assuredly terrible peoples. Maybe after flight, we can use paratroopers to meet - they do have paratroopers in this game, right??
We already have paratroopers 
Just tell me where you are and they'll come conq...I mean...visit, your fine empire 
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Btw, Mist, you're welcome for the assist 
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