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. . . will be happy to remind you that his cross is a Zakarum Cross, not a Christian Cross, and that if you would just give him a Burrito, he will travel, though he'll always ask you to grant him a boon, or in other words . . .
"Think globally, drink locally."
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Quote:Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 31 2004, 05:46 AM
. . . will be happy to remind you that his cross is a Zakarum Cross, not a Christian Cross, and that if you would just give him a Burrito, he will travel, though he'll always ask you to grant him a boon, or in other words . . .
...the question is "how many pips on a pair of dice", which if you are hard of hearing may sound like, "how many trips to paradise" and then you're into a whole other realm, where kindness can lower the boon on you, and knowing the answers doesn't help because your Babel fish is broken, leaving you with no choice but to...
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Quote:...the question is "how many pips on a pair of dice", which if you are hard of hearing may sound like, "how many trips to paradise" and then you're into a whole other realm, where kindness can lower the boon on you, and knowing the answers doesn't help because your Babel fish is broken, leaving you with no choice but to...
. . . hire on as a shotgun rider for a sanitation service, the sort of job that only a true devote of Kingsport Light beer can truly apprecieat, even when . . .
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Quote:Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 31 2004, 09:19 AM
. . . hire on as a shotgun rider for a sanitation service, the sort of job that only a true devote of Kingsport Light beer can truly appreciate, even when . . .
...he was passed up to have a part in the commercial for his favorite bear - you know the one - the one with Swedish cheer leaders, prime rim on the grill - and of course...
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Quote:QUOTE (Occhidiangela @ Mar 31 2004, 09:19 AM)
. . . hire on as a shotgun rider for a sanitation service, the sort of job that only a true devote of Kingsport Light beer can truly appreciate, even when . . .
...he was passed up to have a part in the commercial for his favorite bear - you know the one - the one with Swedish cheer leaders, prime rim on the grill - and of course...
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...the gig HE got was in the Malt Liquor commercial where he had to star opposite the Orc with the gummed-up pubic hairs, who was in quite a temper, so in a fit of self-preservation, our hero decided to...
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawkmoon@Apr 1 2004, 02:18 PM
...the gig HE got was in the Malt Liquor commercial where he had to star opposite the Orc with the gummed-up pubic hairs, who was in quite a temper, so in a fit of self-preservation, our hero decided to...
Show enough skin that it was *very* clear to everyone that he was *not* an Orc maiden; well, clear to everyone but the orc, who...
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Quote:Originally posted by Griselda+Apr 1 2004, 07:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Griselda @ Apr 1 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Hawkmoon@Apr 1 2004, 02:18 PM
...the gig HE got was in the Malt Liquor commercial where he had to star opposite the Orc with the gummed-up pubic hairs, who was in quite a temper, so in a fit of self-preservation, our hero decided to...
Show enough skin that it was *very* clear to everyone that he was *not* an Orc maiden; well, clear to everyone but the orc, who... [/b][/quote]
Suddenly showed everybody why he was called "The Jolly Green Giant"...
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Quote:Originally posted by Doc@Apr 1 2004, 04:49 PM
Suddenly showed everybody why he was called "The Jolly Green Giant"...
This would have been bad enough without the chewing gum, but with the gum, the results could only be described as...
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Quote:This would have been bad enough without the chewing gum, but with the gum, the results could only be described as...
...apocalyptic, because the cockroach was embedded in the gum, feebly waving its antennae, which were a shocking shade of...
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawkmoon@Apr 1 2004, 07:46 PM
...apocalyptic, because the cockroach was embedded in the gum, feebly waving its antennae, which were a shocking shade of...
... the lamp which it was wearing because it thought that it was at a party to celebrate ...
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