The Run-on Sentence

[Sirian]

Since nobody had noticed the Cthulhu Push Up Pop that had been left lying out and now had developed a life of it's own..

...despite the beliefs of its mother, who thought that life was HERS to command, having raised the Push Up Pop from a wee flavored ice cube and given it all the, um, "care" you'd expect of all things Cthulu, unless...

[Occhidiangela]

Originally posted by Sirian@Mar 30 2004, 04:47 AM

[b]Since nobody had noticed the Cthulhu Push Up Pop that had been left lying out and now had developed a life of it's own..

...despite the beliefs of its mother, who thought that life was HERS to command, having raised the Push Up Pop from a wee flavored ice cube and given it all the, um, "care" you'd expect of all things Cthulu, unless... [/b]

. . . you consider the routine stuffing of a young Cthululian Jumbo Shrimp Pop Ups into a working blenders something other than tender loving care, which would be understandable if you were from . . .

[Sirian]

Originally posted by Occhidiangela+Mar 30 2004, 05:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Occhidiangela @ Mar 30 2004, 05:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Sirian@Mar 30 2004, 04:47 AM

[b]Since nobody had noticed the Cthulhu Push Up Pop that had been left lying out and now had developed a life of it's own..

...despite the beliefs of its mother, who thought that life was HERS to command, having raised the Push Up Pop from a wee flavored ice cube and given it all the, um, "care" you'd expect of all things Cthulu, unless... [/b]

. . . you consider the routine stuffing of a young Cthululian Jumbo Shrimp Pop Ups into a working blenders something other than tender loving care, which would be understandable if you were from . . . [/b][/quote]
...Stupid S.O.B. also as known as the STUPendously Independent Directorship of the Society tO prevent cruetly against Blenders, who would certainly not countenance the harsh treatment of a blender by stuffing it chock full of rock-hard Cthulu youngin with their chitinous plating, no matter how much bubble gum may be stuck in their pubic hairs, although perhaps if the Cthulu Mother had also thrown in...

[Ozymandous]

Originally posted by Sirian+Mar 30 2004, 05:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sirian @ Mar 30 2004, 05:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by -Occhidiangela@Mar 30 2004, 05:49 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Sirian@Mar 30 2004, 04:47 AM
[b]

[b]Since nobody had noticed the Cthulhu Push Up Pop that had been left lying out and now had developed a life of it's own..

...despite the beliefs of its mother, who thought that life was HERS to command, having raised the Push Up Pop from a wee flavored ice cube and given it all the, um, "care" you'd expect of all things Cthulu, unless... [/b]

. . . you consider the routine stuffing of a young Cthululian Jumbo Shrimp Pop Ups into a working blenders something other than tender loving care, which would be understandable if you were from . . . [/b]

...Stupid S.O.B. also as known as the STUPendously Independent Directorship of the Society tO prevent cruetly against Blenders, who would certainly not countenance the harsh treatment of a blender by stuffing it chock full of rock-hard Cthulu youngin with their chitinous plating, no matter how much bubble gum may be stuck in their pubic hairs, although perhaps if the Cthulu Mother had also thrown in... [/b][/quote]
...some gin and shrimp sauce the resulting mess wouldn't have...

[LKendter]

Originally posted by Ozymandous@Mar 30 2004, 08:00 AM
...some gin and shrimp sauce the resulting mess wouldn't have...

given away the secret for cold fusion - however, they forget the gin and the result was...

[Griselda]

Originally posted by LKendter@Mar 30 2004, 05:34 AM
given away the secret for cold fusion - however, they forget the gin and the result was...

the young push-up pop became the first male Cthulhu dessert to drink the water of life and live, but they weren't counting on his sister...

[Occhidiangela]

some gin and shrimp sauce the resulting mess wouldn't have...&nbsp;

given away the secret for cold fusion - however, they forget the gin and the result was

. . . that since they were using the aftermarket, tungsten edged, carbide steel blender blade kit, the tendency for the Cthululian carpaces to shatter into polygon shaped projectiles under dynamic loading - with the resultant high kinetic energy associated with carpace fragmentation under stress- caused a series of fractures in the glass blender containter and let the the secret leak out under cover of the detrious left on the kitchen floor, and event that would have revolutionized energy production for the entire civilized world, had not . . .

[LKendter]

Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 30 2004, 10:08 AM
. . . that since they were using the aftermarket, tungsten edged, carbide steel blender blade kit, the tendency for the Cthululian carpaces to shatter into polygon shaped projectiles under dynamic loading - with the resultant high kinetic energy associated with carpace fragmentation under stress- caused a series of fractures in the glass blender containter and let the the secret leak out under cover of the detrious left on the kitchen floor, and event that would have revolutionized energy production for the entire civilized world, had not . . .

the man been connected to net with a pop-up blocker - this blocked the young push-up pop male Cthulhu from getting into the room - however, block a Cthulhu pop-up pushed to much matter into to small of a space - the resulting black hole caused...

[Occhidiangela]

. . . Gris and Occhi to reply at the same time, roughly, which juxtaposition caused a Blue Ogre Ogre Adept to enter the kitchen and smear mayonaise all over . . .

[CelticHound]

Originally posted by Occhidiangela@Mar 30 2004, 03:30 PM
. . . Gris and Occhi to reply at the same time, roughly, which juxtaposition caused a Blue Ogre Ogre Adept to enter the kitchen and smear mayonaise all over . . .

... to protect reality, since when Cthulhu pop-ups go super-sonic, it's means that the air around them doesn't have time to tell reality to get out of the way, so the mayonaise, which must be ...