Ok this is the moment you have all been waiting for the unveiling of our new manager, the man that is going to lead Wimbledon back to the promised land and glory,
[SIZE="5"]REX BANNOR![/SIZE]
Yes he's the man with the midas touch, the silver tongue and the one right answer for every formation. He can charm the greatest footballers to the club for a song, he can influence referees with the raise of an eyebrow and he can triple our gates just by waking up in the morning.
The team:
In general the team is pretty strong, with a number of players well capable of playing league football. It is also a young team so there will be many of years of service out of the players.
Players to note are:
in Goals Miles McGarry and Charles Coulibaly.
in Defence Dan Morgan, Chris Booth, Julian Jones, James Todd and Gary Harper.
in Midfield Dave Morgan, Paul Saunders and Matthew Wynter
and in Attack Elias Barreau and Mark Howe.
in the Reserves Andy Oakley and Bobby Edwards are worth keeping.
and the youths have not a looker among the bunch.
Our Ass Man Chris Ellis has recommended we check the following strikers
Lewis Brown English 30 y.o. free agent.
Joe Logan ICT reserves 20 y.o. £30k (loan list)
Kevin Cambell Alloa 27 y.o. £14k.
IMO they are all worth looking at.
Furthermore there was a list of players recommended by other staff whom I scouted all :
There are three donkeys in the team, I'm told they are all related to one K.Kilbane; S. Olgun, P. Parris & N. Matthews. I included a screenshot of their release fees, Olgun's is OK the other two steep.
Staff:
We are not the worst off for staff, however what we have is not great:
Chris Ellis Ass Man good at man management, mediocre at best otherwise
J Hackney Good at defensive coaching, determination and discipline.
Coach C Palmer & Youth coach T Grant good at adaptability determination and discipline
Physio P. Palmer, a 15 rated physio, good at nothing else but who cares?
Scout C Bridges useless, coaches have better judging ratings.
I would suggest looking out for new coaches and scouts, as we're short on quality. Maybe a new ass man as well if we can afford it.
Finanaces:
We've £365k in the bank, £160k p/a of sponsorship, £80k of a budget and £8,117 out of a £9,072 wage budget.
They are good for a club of this level. But we'll probably make losses without good sales.
Boardroom:
I looked at season expectations and the board want mid-table, 1st round FA Cup and 4th round FA Trophy. I believe these mostly doable (though the FA Cup may be hard).
Otherwise there are no expectations as of yet.
Affiliations:
None. I suggest that the first board request should be for a parent club, and hopefully we'll get a Liverpool or Man Utd. They're dross will get in our first team and we won't pay a penny.
As of yet I have not looked at transfers we could swing apart from the suggestions. Will look probably tomorrow.
Photos here
Will probably sim on a week tomorrow just to get a look at the scouted players.
@TT I'm taking the Willem Shaxper method of name spelling.
Travelling on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.