The Great Pitboss 69 Turn 100101 Update:
Welcome, one and all, to the beautiful Bierzenimperialemperiangartenerlands:
![[Image: EV8SPRc.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/EV8SPRc.jpg)
It’s not pretty, but at least it’s awkward. Nine cities, one off my turn 100 goal, and not a lot of potential. Let’s look at what we do have, however…
Hefeweizen, the Shining Capital
![[Image: hlzY67E.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/hlzY67E.jpg)
Weighing in at a respectable .6 Ottawas, Hefeweizen has been abused pretty heavily over the last hundred turns...this is the first time since hopping into slavery that that it’s actually been without any whip unhappy. My Turn 0 move was incredibly fortuitous, not only giving me the very valuable cow but also getting the copper. This will never be an amazing source of commerce unfortunate to say, maxing out at probably five cottages eventually. I think the whip has finally been surpassed as the ideal tool here; I’m effortlessly capable of getting over 10hpt, so those whips are just less attractive now, particularly given almost all the capital’s food is shared out now. Temple of Artemis is just embarrassing but eh, needs must as devils.
Pilsner, the Incredible Workhorse
![[Image: Mbkx2GV.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/Mbkx2GV.jpg)
I love this second city site. Ignore the lovely lighthouse lake and new farm; for most of this city’s existence it’s been fairly low-food with unlighthoused clams and shared cows as its food. Still extremely high-hammer spot, claims horse, manages to lock down this border...it’s really nice, actually. I’d love to grow it a bit more but if I don’t get a move on I’m actually going to wind up having nothing better to do with a great prophet than bulb Meditation, so research via scientists is in the cards.
Kölsch, the Abused Mountain Fortress
![[Image: yJH7TcM.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/yJH7TcM.jpg)
Probably the lamest long-term city in the empire, this city has nevertheless been a wonderful build both as an impregnable fortress against Gavagai. and as a +6 food whipping mule for greater empire development. I felt like I had to justify myself settling this as my third city before but now? Great stuff.
Märzen, the Military Camp
![[Image: NHWbiA6.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/NHWbiA6.jpg)
Hammers, hammers, and more hammers, that’s this city’s whole reason to exist. About a third of my entire military has been whipped out of here, even though it’s a long and annoying road to the Bing, Gav, or Peaky Peninsula fronts. I’ve appreciated this being a DMZ with Pindicator, although with his new offensive against the barbarian city of Zhou that might have to change soon. It’s about to get up to a respectable +5f, so the patterns of whipping might shift soon, but it’s never going to be anything but a place to smack out military.
Bock, the Bridge City
Yeah...this city just exists to kind of exist. It’s growing up a crop of hamlets (one is 3t from village even), it’s whipped a few useful things, and now it shares joint custody of these pigs for the occasional whip. Boring city, pays for itself though, moving on…
Dunkel, the Sugar Daddy
![[Image: vzljUYX.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/vzljUYX.jpg)
In time, with Iron Working and Calendar, this city will be amazing. That time is not now, nor anywhere near now. For now, it’s a leech on the capital’s corn and manages to grow some, mine some, and whip a little. It’s okay.
Doppelbock, the Endangered Border
![[Image: dOKYbm0.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/dOKYbm0.jpg)
Gaining a crazy 8fpt if given the pigs and a respectable 4fpt without them, this city have food going for it and that’s about it. I really want to wrap up walls to feel ideally secure here, but at least once the border pops I’ll be in a reasonable position. Bing’s a huge long-term threat, and I don’t like this flatland no-hammer spot as my primary defense against him, but I’ll take what I can get. Right now I’m working on a settler for Berliner Weiss down in Peaky Peninsula, then it’s just defenders until the cows come home.
Raddler, the Trade Route
![[Image: 7HNqpwp.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/7HNqpwp.jpg)
As big a deal as this city is for the continued sustainment of even a vague semblance of the economy, the actual development of this place is going to be extremely dull. Whip granary (stop growth), whip lighthouse, whip library. Don’t ask for anything else out of the place, honestly.
Goldschläger, the Contested Ground
![[Image: hGkknGi.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/hGkknGi.jpg)
The fourth time a city has been settled on this spot. All I want now from this is gold and a nice fish to whip with. I think that’s reasonable, Gav’s GNP clearly shows he’s got other precious metals. Just need to hold this fortress, which means HOLY FOOD BATMAN will need to be razed and split in the end, but for now, I’m okay with just squatting here and glaring at the universe.
The near-term expansion plan is for the Peaky Peninsula to be mine. Finally with 3 cover axes, a cover spear, and three chariots I can be confident about taking this stupid little city, which can be then followed up with that bridge city for the fish to the north as well. It’s not a lot of land, but it’s still something.
![[Image: QsEfwhf.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/QsEfwhf.jpg)
I am nervous about this being a Naogerfrager flashpoint.
The other place to expand was the northern Great Waste, but I think Pindicator, frustrated by eighty thousand Praetorian Guards in Rome, is about to finally take this spot.
![[Image: NGfqJqn.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/NGfqJqn.jpg)
I’ve really valued this place being a demilitarized zone with Mali, but it’s definitely a potential flash-point if Pindicator gets bored and geostrategically foolish.
Welcome, one and all, to the beautiful Bierzenimperialemperiangartenerlands:
![[Image: EV8SPRc.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/EV8SPRc.jpg)
It’s not pretty, but at least it’s awkward. Nine cities, one off my turn 100 goal, and not a lot of potential. Let’s look at what we do have, however…
Hefeweizen, the Shining Capital
![[Image: hlzY67E.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/hlzY67E.jpg)
Weighing in at a respectable .6 Ottawas, Hefeweizen has been abused pretty heavily over the last hundred turns...this is the first time since hopping into slavery that that it’s actually been without any whip unhappy. My Turn 0 move was incredibly fortuitous, not only giving me the very valuable cow but also getting the copper. This will never be an amazing source of commerce unfortunate to say, maxing out at probably five cottages eventually. I think the whip has finally been surpassed as the ideal tool here; I’m effortlessly capable of getting over 10hpt, so those whips are just less attractive now, particularly given almost all the capital’s food is shared out now. Temple of Artemis is just embarrassing but eh, needs must as devils.
Pilsner, the Incredible Workhorse
![[Image: Mbkx2GV.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/Mbkx2GV.jpg)
I love this second city site. Ignore the lovely lighthouse lake and new farm; for most of this city’s existence it’s been fairly low-food with unlighthoused clams and shared cows as its food. Still extremely high-hammer spot, claims horse, manages to lock down this border...it’s really nice, actually. I’d love to grow it a bit more but if I don’t get a move on I’m actually going to wind up having nothing better to do with a great prophet than bulb Meditation, so research via scientists is in the cards.
Kölsch, the Abused Mountain Fortress
![[Image: yJH7TcM.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/yJH7TcM.jpg)
Probably the lamest long-term city in the empire, this city has nevertheless been a wonderful build both as an impregnable fortress against Gavagai. and as a +6 food whipping mule for greater empire development. I felt like I had to justify myself settling this as my third city before but now? Great stuff.
Märzen, the Military Camp
![[Image: NHWbiA6.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/NHWbiA6.jpg)
Hammers, hammers, and more hammers, that’s this city’s whole reason to exist. About a third of my entire military has been whipped out of here, even though it’s a long and annoying road to the Bing, Gav, or Peaky Peninsula fronts. I’ve appreciated this being a DMZ with Pindicator, although with his new offensive against the barbarian city of Zhou that might have to change soon. It’s about to get up to a respectable +5f, so the patterns of whipping might shift soon, but it’s never going to be anything but a place to smack out military.
Bock, the Bridge City
Yeah...this city just exists to kind of exist. It’s growing up a crop of hamlets (one is 3t from village even), it’s whipped a few useful things, and now it shares joint custody of these pigs for the occasional whip. Boring city, pays for itself though, moving on…
Dunkel, the Sugar Daddy
![[Image: vzljUYX.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/vzljUYX.jpg)
In time, with Iron Working and Calendar, this city will be amazing. That time is not now, nor anywhere near now. For now, it’s a leech on the capital’s corn and manages to grow some, mine some, and whip a little. It’s okay.
Doppelbock, the Endangered Border
![[Image: dOKYbm0.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/dOKYbm0.jpg)
Gaining a crazy 8fpt if given the pigs and a respectable 4fpt without them, this city have food going for it and that’s about it. I really want to wrap up walls to feel ideally secure here, but at least once the border pops I’ll be in a reasonable position. Bing’s a huge long-term threat, and I don’t like this flatland no-hammer spot as my primary defense against him, but I’ll take what I can get. Right now I’m working on a settler for Berliner Weiss down in Peaky Peninsula, then it’s just defenders until the cows come home.
Raddler, the Trade Route
![[Image: 7HNqpwp.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/7HNqpwp.jpg)
As big a deal as this city is for the continued sustainment of even a vague semblance of the economy, the actual development of this place is going to be extremely dull. Whip granary (stop growth), whip lighthouse, whip library. Don’t ask for anything else out of the place, honestly.
Goldschläger, the Contested Ground
![[Image: hGkknGi.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/hGkknGi.jpg)
The fourth time a city has been settled on this spot. All I want now from this is gold and a nice fish to whip with. I think that’s reasonable, Gav’s GNP clearly shows he’s got other precious metals. Just need to hold this fortress, which means HOLY FOOD BATMAN will need to be razed and split in the end, but for now, I’m okay with just squatting here and glaring at the universe.
The near-term expansion plan is for the Peaky Peninsula to be mine. Finally with 3 cover axes, a cover spear, and three chariots I can be confident about taking this stupid little city, which can be then followed up with that bridge city for the fish to the north as well. It’s not a lot of land, but it’s still something.
![[Image: QsEfwhf.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/QsEfwhf.jpg)
I am nervous about this being a Naogerfrager flashpoint.
The other place to expand was the northern Great Waste, but I think Pindicator, frustrated by eighty thousand Praetorian Guards in Rome, is about to finally take this spot.
![[Image: NGfqJqn.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/NGfqJqn.jpg)
I’ve really valued this place being a demilitarized zone with Mali, but it’s definitely a potential flash-point if Pindicator gets bored and geostrategically foolish.
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