Hey, friend, would you be interested in buying a BRAND SPANKING NEW empire, all for a low low price of SCOT FREE? Let me kick the tires and show this baby off.
Don't you worry about a little bit of drama, that's all been my frustration with PYFT issues and Plemo realizing there's no easier way to hurt me than delay. Last turn was a little crazy, so if you hop on in you're getting front row seat to all kinds of interesting stuff:
Pitboss 74 never disappoints for chaos. Check out this lovely mess of a diplomatic map:
Yessiree Bob, you got interest aplenty. Tarkac are on the way out, they smacked a few wounded units on their retreat, but your super-fleet, as you can see, is more than sufficient to ensure the safety of your conquests.
Don't think you'll be BORED driving this empire though, no sir, you have a Viking fleet on the littorals, sheltering as best they can from your slightly higher frigate counts. They're not able to attack with confidence, but be careful dear buyer, they can outrun you.
Like this one, The
Annoying Bugger. It's loaded with berzerkers and almost impossible to catch, but you're well covered from any random attack. Don't sweat it, this little situation just adds a little character to the drive.
There are only nine Viking cities left, so you can definitely beat them, although that last island fortress will be a shucky-darn anger to the old noodle, it'd allow Mr. Plemo to just
delay and DELAY until being wiped out. He won't hate you like me though, might even play a prompt turn for once if it's you in the driver's seat.
You have a chance of run a
HUGE empire, friend. Once-in-a-lifetime chance, really. CHECK this baby out:
Don't get me wrong, you're in empire #2 here. Kremlin, coupled with drydocks in almost every single coastal city, will give you and chance, and you're on equal footing in the race to Combustion (he's up Railroad, you're up Scientific Method), but Gavagai is still top dog in the game. Fun challenge to be had, friend.
And HEEEEEY, you even have Moai now. Imagine having an empire 200 turns into the game without Moai, that'd be ridiculous.
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So, how's it look? You're safe
*, secure, and if you can stand interminable delays you could probably even win if you turn on Tarkac.
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