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Dead Horse

I read this in a newsletter and it made me smile. (I am very careful to try not to laugh.)

Potential QoTM material.

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount." However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory/decision making position

Let the beating of the dead horse begin!
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Hey, I resent that! :war:
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My morning paper runs a sidebar article every day called "Sideswipe". Sometimes the contents can be pretty entertaining. I enjoyed this morning's one. Silly humour. I shouldn't giggle but, well, some of these were kinda cute.

(BTW, "Remmers" is slang for Remuera, a part of Auckland city synonymous with high-earning two-income families)

Quote:[b]Locally devised "so bad they're good" puns:

Optometrist - Someone who always looks on the bright side.

Comatose - When your foot's gone dead.

Fecund - The one before fird.

Napkin - One of the divine sleep nymphs.

Lampoon - A device for whaling at night.

Stylist - A pig directory.

Creche - A collision in Remmers.

Picador - Find your own way out!

Quince - Not quite a coincidence.

PC World - Your local constable (and if he cracks his latest case he'll be promoted to Super Nintendo).

If an architect has a "thing" about designing complicated shopping malls, does he have a complex complex complex? [/b]

Hmm that "Super Nintendo" bit looks more like a freudian slip gone mental. It just reminded me of an interview on TV this month where the microphone was under the nose of a nine year old kid who'd watched some firefighters use the 'jaws of life' to extract an injured driver from a car wreck. It's amazing the stuff that comes tumbling out under pressure isn't it? I wonder if the fire department enjoyed hearing about how they had used the "clippers of death" on the person? :blink:

Well it's an honest mistake I suppose. ^_^
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HAHA! lol lol lol

OK, that was a good one, Doc. Welcome back! :wub:
Fortune favors the bold.
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