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Nicolae Carpathia and Selrahc bring about World Peace, UHC, Apocalypse as Sheaim

Oh bloody hell not again. Luckily my dudes are 444 from my cap, still inside my borders, and I'm halfway through training another warrior.

Hey there,

It turns out we've met in FfH PBEM VII. Unfortunately, the circumstances are not great...

It would be appreciated if you could contact me as soon as possible as i am reluctant to hold the turn for too long. However, i have to make a decision this turn that affects your game in a very real way.

Long story short: I'm your neighbour. I'm the guy on 64k power. I know you have little/no military. I'm at your border.

If you catch me on chat and agree to a confidentiality clause, then i could possibly be enticed to send the forces elsewhere...like the elves.

Let me know.

Kyan
Clown Kings
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Nicolae Carpathia Wrote:Oh bloody hell not again.

The devil has come knocking

diablo:BK2::BK2:

and his army to boot


PS. Do you know what he has on your border?
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peterofindia: hi there
8:19 AM my chat is mildly erratic and i d/c a fair bit, but, unless you have a better method of communication, its still likely better than email frown
7 minutes
8:27 AM peterofindia: you around pal? Sorry for being impatient, been hoping you'd come online for awhile tongue
me: oh whoops didnt notice the corner
8:28 AM peterofindia: ah, hey there smile
me: need to head off to work soon though
peterofindia: ok, got 5mins?
me: should be good
peterofindia: i can get you the gist in that tongue
me: whoo, someone on my border is threatening military action unless they get a nice deal out of it
8:29 AM peterofindia: ok, well, if you agree to not tell anybody you've met me
or if anyone does notice, you tell them you met a scout near your capital
me: i have no idea where you are though, dont have save
peterofindia: ok
i can hit your capital next turn
as in, tomorows turn, not tonights
8:30 AM me: on T39? how does that work?
peterofindia: you'll see when you get the turn
me: i havge no idea what cool tricks the bals have
peterofindia: no, turn 40
me: im not crash hot at ffh
peterofindia: ok, well, agree to not tell anyone you've met me (for now?)
8:31 AM obviously, if we dont come to terms, you can tell who you want, what you want
if you agree to that., i'll reveal all
me: problem is i have a meeting deal with someone else, but i can say we i saw a scout
peterofindia: ok, i agree to that
so, you have met Gaspar
good
8:32 AM i dont want to attack you
i'd rather attack gaspar
but, im at yours in place now
me: gaspar is #1 after all
peterofindia: yeah
me: and my economy graphs are absolutely terible
peterofindia: so lets not give him more expansion room
8:33 AM me: im down with that
peterofindia: if you agree to the following, and you can get back to me later (before my next turn)
me: name your price
8:34 AM peterofindia: sorry, d/c
so yeah, the mana loan thing
8:35 AM point 3) Tell Gaspar NOTHING about me or my graphs except that you met my scout
thats it
in exchange
me: and whatever that thing is is a scout
peterofindia: ill give you the full map layout
including locations and arranging meets with all other players
me: im guessing popped hbr and an adventurer from huts/lairs
peterofindia: should they agree
not quite, i have a combat 2 griffon in your land
8:36 AM with the rest of my zoo hanging around smile
only griffon could potentially hit next turn,rest would be slight wait. but could do significant harassment
me: jesus what the hell have you been doing the last 40 turns
ive been fighting off barbs and trying to get workers out frown
8:38 AM peterofindia: d/c again, sorry
oh, dammit, i forgot the obvious point
4) you can never attack me with pyre zombies at any point unless we're the last two players left
8:39 AM and you can have a longish NAP in exchange
if you're gonna rush me, i might as well feck you up now
or potentially kill
me: 1) and 2) were lost in translation, sorry
but i get where you're coming from
peterofindia: ah, ill replicate quick tongue
8:40 AM 1) land bridge between us. Yggdrasil is halfway between us on it
me: regret picking someone who gets heat, but what can you do when your username is nicolae carpathia
peterofindia: i want everything up to and including that site
2) two mana loans on request with at least ten turns notice
8:41 AM haha
you have flaming zombies tongue
for the record
we are NOT close
the yddrasil site
is 16 tiles from your capital
but, we are neighbours
i'll reveal the map layout in much more detail should we hash out a deal here
8:42 AM 3) dont tell gaspar anything about me or my graphs cept you met a scout of mine who retreated after to your west
4) pyre zombies can never attack me unless we are the only two civs remaining
8:43 AM ill provide contacts to every other player you havent met
and, if they are willing, will direct you to each other
as well as locations etc.
i'd rather be with you against gaspar than vice versa
you and gaspar will be in conflict- you have no choice with your land
8:44 AM everyone has this choice
on another neighbours doorstep
me: im receptive, i have but im going to need to ask selrahc about the details
8:45 AM is that okay?
peterofindia: ok fair enough
i know its kinda mean to turn up with demands
yep
ill move units in
8:46 AM but am willing to retreat
next turn
should we come to an arrangement
i kinda have to take advantage of this opportunity though really
for what its worth, have one piece of map info for free
everyone has one neighbour VERY close to them
8:47 AM like, on top of each other
well, the rest of us do
i'd bet good money that you and gaspar do too
me: yeah, i got that impression, but i figured the map had a donut shape
peterofindia: there isnt huge amounts of land
not at all
me: on the other hand i dont have a 2-move hidden nash unit frown
8:48 AM peterofindia: but that's potentially for tomoro tongue
me neither
i have 3 smile
me: okay im gonna post this text dump in my thread and page my dedlurker who knows how to deal with goofy shit in ffh
8:49 AM because ive never come across this is bts
peterofindia: to win this game now, looking at your demos, you would need to 'win' your area to be honest
luckily PZ's are good for just that
hehe fair enough
me: i like to imagine im better at games when i know what the hell is goiong on
peterofindia: you'll see the griffon next turn
and you'll have my graphs
so take a look at the power one
and you'll know im not bluffing
me: no prob
8:50 AM peterofindia: besides, if we agree, ill go mess up gaspar
me: never knew animals inflate power score
peterofindia: so you'd find out that way anyhoo hehe
me: which im down with
thanks for the offer
peterofindia: yeah, a lot
ill leave it with you for now mate
but i would need a decision by my next turn (which is ages away)
8:51 AM sorry for being so aggresive
i need to take advantage of situations like this i figure
you were just unlucky
me: more like amelia didnt give me a single food resource >frown
8:52 AM peterofindia: ...
really?
i presumed there was one in the fog i cant see
8:53 AM you're the only one then (although i havent met gaspar yet)
me: its t39 my cap is size 5
and gaspar started with a 3/1 tile
peterofindia: my cap is size 5 too if that helps? smile
8:54 AM me: oh yeah and half my grasslands are swamps
well almost half, a good chunk are
peterofindia: ravus has made the land relevant ish to the civ
there are LOTS of edits to be seen
nice map
not balanced
but nice looking
8:55 AM me: agreed with that
peterofindia: ok mate
well, if you want to change anything etc, let me know
me: okay cya, its getting late, and i need to find the last point where i copy and pasted
8:56 AM peterofindia: but stick me an email with the agreement, if you accept, as you understand it
ok, nite mate
i need bed regardless
me: thanks for diplo contact, first real diplomacy on rb (pbem18 is cton)
peterofindia: hah
sorry its the shit kind :P
but maybe it can be turned positive
me and gaspar have history
8:57 AM im petty and that stuff affects my decision, as well as his score tongue
8:58 AM me: okay im down with that as well
cya bro

I'll edit this into a coherent form later. There was a bit of chat after this, I revealed that I don't have any food resources and that I don't feel like I know what I'm doing (both true).

The gist is...

#2 wants to suckerpunch #1 with HN animals. He's also going to use this 64k power level to bully me into good settlement deals (though his growth curve is probably good enough that I doubt I can compete for that land). And he wants death/entropy mana for shenanigans, I'll try to make it a trade instead of a loan. I can definitely agree to 3), wouldn't mind playing the two off against one another. 4) is the sticking point, I was hoping I would have a neighbour to sic my PZs on, but hey I have mages.
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you pasted chat twice
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Now this is a much more effective boot to the throat than "I might explore a lair". lol That said.. a Griffon probably won't kill you. And you can pump enough forces in before his reinforcements arrive to at least survive. But it should be able to choke you for a long time. Making a deal here is good.

Agreeing not to use Pyre Zombies for the rest of the game is a no. Negotiate that down into some sort of no rush agreement.

The settle agreement sounds fine. If Gaspar is dead or choked badly then we shouldn't run out of land.

Pushing for either the reduction to a single mana loan, or a 2/1 trade would be good.
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Oh man getting reminded of that stupid deal hurts every single time. I've been completely outplayed this game when it comes to diplomacy (not alot of practice).

Here are my attempts to butter up Kyan (packing 3 Griffons, 1 gorilla and a giant spider):
7:58 PM peterofindia: hey man, im around for about an hour if you're there
8:01 PM me: yo back
just opening your bag of surprises
8:02 PM peterofindia: bag of surprised? the turn? wink
me: yep
peterofindia: ah i see.
me: daw look at that cute birdy
8:03 PM peterofindia: haha
he'd look better pecking at elvish ears, no?
me: definitely
got feedback from selrahc
8:04 PM he says the only sticking point is the last one, about the PZs
i understand you really don't want me to rush you with PZs, but i dont want to walk my PZs 30 tiles away
8:05 PM peterofindia: basically, krill is desperate for tht clause, because he feels that you may be upset about the manner we started negotiations and want revenge
i dont care how else you may or may not use them
8:06 PM me: well, how about a no-rush agreement then?
peterofindia: how is that different?
8:07 PM me: well, otherwise it's like a one-sided game-long NAP
i think i'll still work with you
peterofindia: ah ok, i see. maybe i can make it far less restrictive
you can't use PZ's to attack my cities unless we're the only two civs left
you could use them vs stacks and vs other players and on the defensive etc
8:08 PM to be honest, if you were any other civ, like grigori for example, i wouldn't have approached you for terms in the first place most likely, i'd have just asked directions to the elves
but those zombies scare me
8:09 PM so when i knew where your borders were, my goal was to either: a) secure zombie-proof protection or b) kill you
me: dude you're a mage specialist, PZs dont scare you
peterofindia: they wont
but they do currently tongue
me: life2 murders PZs
peterofindia: perhaps a turn limit rather than something more restrictive then?
8:10 PM like, cant attack me with PZ's whilst on the offensive until turn 140?
me: turn limit, or some kind of long-term NAP sounds better
peterofindia: just til i can get something in place so i dont have nightmares about them
me: that sound better
peterofindia: long term NAP is also definitely doable
me: besides, id rather counterbalance the dude on my land-blob
peterofindia: i agree
and i'd rather mess him up
tongue
me: i can tell you where he lives
8:11 PM peterofindia: cool. ill give you locations to every other person anyhoo
me: that sounds good
peterofindia: i have some demo information too that may be handy, you're not quite as bleak as you made it sound yesterday
8:12 PM doing well on GNP
me: but my food is tragic
peterofindia: army is non-existent but so is everyone elses compared
me: my only +food resource is a grassland wines
8:13 PM can you believe that
peterofindia: hmm, i dont have a commerce resource at either my capital or second city
all food, no commerce
8:14 PM hence my score. i can grow fast but teching can be painful tongue
8:15 PM me: i think you're doing better than i am, we have the same pop
peterofindia: i got that lucky lizard event
makes a lot of difference
as barbs are my bestest buddies now rather than being a hinderence
me: yeah well i got the bandit/great engineer event
i was missing 1g
one gold
8:16 PM peterofindia: ... OUCH!
me: you can not believe how horrible that felt when i opened the save
peterofindia: you have been incredibly unlucky then
on the plus side, you do have a nice option open to you of taking some lovely treetop cottages
8:17 PM me: yeah, its been all catch up
peterofindia: let the elves build all those nice improvements in forests then you can assume control of them smile
how long a NAP would you want?
8:18 PM i'd be willing to give you longer if you guaranteed an attack on the elves, but, as i said yesterday, if you dont attack them, you'll be so far behind anyhoo
8:19 PM me: T140 sounds fine to me
personally i predict a slow descent into irrelevance
peterofindia: ok, so, removing the zombie clause
we are agreed?
two mana loans, i get to settle the land arm inclding yggdrasil
8:20 PM ill give you map info and go annoy gaspar
and locations of other players
8:21 PM me: and i may as well give you directions
actually, are screenshot trades allowed pre-cart?
8:23 PM peterofindia: dont think so
i just drew you a map on paint tongue
8:23 PM peterofindia: let me know if that displays correctly, if not, ill attach the image
8:24 PM attached it anyhoo.
colours generally relate to the civ
me: hmm, its just a white blank, doesnt seem to be loading
peterofindia: the yellow blob is dessert
*desert
8:25 PM the blue blob is the inland sea
i used pink for hippus as i ran out of suitable greens frown
me: they'll prob murder you for that tongue
peterofindia: you and gaspar appear to be very secluded on 'nearly' your own island
they can try tongue
i put my first city in their face and have an elephant in it
8:26 PM good luck hippus
me: jesus christ this event sounds horrifying
peterofindia: lizard one?
its obscene
8:27 PM every animal i see, i just go tame and add to the army
the idea with the map, as best i can tell, is to create pseudo-islands
8:28 PM divided by a sea of water and of desert
there is no wrap
so with me to your west
you literally have to take out gaspar lol
8:29 PM i will be warring for sure
me: thats completely nuts, i cant imagine anything standing up the early phants
8:30 PM peterofindia: they cant attack, only defend
but still, stick a city in their face, elephant in it
sorted
me: shame they dont produce culture and happiness
peterofindia: i wouldnt cage the ele
too useful for defence
8:31 PM me: yeah, cant do both
peterofindia: once i upgrade him, get a nice bonus vs mounted also
well hello there mr hippus
8:32 PM me: oh man this game is goofy
peterofindia: yup
love it hehe
brb
me: np
8:34 PM so how kosher is me drawing up a grid with map features on it?
8:35 PM peterofindia: back
should be no need mate
i'll just head north
im an innocent griffon remember tongue
i will officialy meet gaspar with my 'scout'
but then meet an unfortunate end
8:36 PM turns out my scout got eaten by a griffon frown
me: they cant officially cross borders
peterofindia: nope
me: plus he's going to beeline hunting anyway
peterofindia: but if he thinks its a barb
he might not protect workers or his capital properly
8:37 PM if nothing else, ill send in all the nearby units to choke
me: so its some kind of animal swarm
peterofindia: like bees to the elvish honey
me: whats in it?
peterofindia: 3 griffons, 1 gorilla, 1 spider
8:38 PM me: holy crap thats terrifying
peterofindia: he'll think the animals are just getting a bit feisty
cept i get to move them instead tongue
8:39 PM me: plus he's in the middle of the turn order, so he doesn't see the barbs move (right?)
fyi his cap is 10 north, 4 east of mine
peterofindia: nope, i do smile
so its impossible to differentiate
as im lsat
*last
8:40 PM me: oh yeah and he has the tomb of sucellus (and it's sitting on a 3/1 ancient forest >frown )
peterofindia: is that explorable?
8:41 PM me: hmm, i dont know
can animals explore?
peterofindia: yup
i think i have to declare though
or maybe not
shrug
havent tried yet
gonna shoot back to work mate
me: okay no prob
8:42 PM peterofindia: thanks for the good chat and glad we could sort something out
me: theres no way you can lose with that crazy advantage, but it sounds fun and i want to see this through to the end
peterofindia: for what its worth, ive discounted multiple plans
as theyre overpowered
we're playing crazy Clown Kings over here tongue
should be fun
take care man
8:43 PM me: cheers
kick some shins for me
also, let me know when your dudes are passing through, so i can move out of their way
my warriors will freak out if you move on their squares (they're very sensitive)

In short, I was only confident bumping it down to a T140 NAP, he wants me as a counterbalance to Gaspar (not a bad idea, playing the zeta against the beta. He doesn't know about the stupid deal I made earlier, so I remain useful).

Hmm, I probably made a mistake here though, I should have pushed for a shorter NAP so that there's a chance of me contributing to an early dogpile. Welp, I acted before I thought. I'm too damn nice when there's a human face in front of me.

But yeah, between the Sons of FFH5 and this Lizard event, I think there are a few issues with luck-based events in FFH lol
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Whoo some good luck for once!

Assaulted lair with 4 warriors. First bounced off for zero damage, second bought the lizard down to 2.9 (I think), and my C2 warrior won on 60% odds. Took shock promotion and healed for a turn, and popped the lair...

For a great sage! Academy will give me +10 beakers (as soon as I grow a size), and assuming maintenance doesn't increase too sharply too soon, and settling will give me +6 beakers +1h forever (I'm inclined towards academy, of course).

Pics and diplo forthcoming.
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Nicolae Carpathia Wrote:Whoo some good luck for once!

Assaulted lair with 4 warriors. First bounced off for zero damage, second bought the lizard down to 2.9 (I think), and my C2 warrior won on 60% odds. Took shock promotion and healed for a turn, and popped the lair...

For a [SIZE="7"]great sage[/SIZE]! Academy will give me +10 beakers (as soon as I grow a size), and assuming maintenance doesn't increase too sharply too soon, and settling will give me +6 beakers +1h forever (I'm inclined towards academy, of course).

Pics and diplo forthcoming.

yikes

Go you! You've deserved some good luck for awhile. The Academy with the Wines will be powerful.
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Question for Selrahc, should I continue down the BW beeline, or should I make a detour for education and CoL as soon as exploration comes in? Or even afterwards, so that those jungles get cleared and I get my culture infusing the jungles around the Pyre?
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Great news on the great sage. Sorry for not being around too much this week. Been a little busy.

Now as far as I can see things then, we're in a slightly odd diplomatic situation. In that both of our neighbours have forced us into long NAPs. Pyre zombies aren't going to get a chance to be a big ticket item, apparently. Sad as that makes me. I feel like it's partially my fault for having a slight reputation as a zombie rusher due to my failed PBEMIV attempt...

Anyway. Time to refocus. If we can't steal their stuff we'll just have to make our own. Builder mode as hard as we can.

Now, I'm unsure whether getting BW as soon as possible might still be the best course. As we've seen, loads of jungles. If you detour away to push for CoL, how many farmable tiles are there?
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