United Nations

[SleepingMoogle]

Untrue, we overslept.

[regoarrarr]

Finally I can post here! Nice to finally meet everyone.

Uhhhh does that mean I can post here too then?

[antisocialmunky]

As long as you don't spam the thread up.

[Lord Parkin]

Looks like everyone's met everyone now.

[sunrise089]

Looks like everyone's met everyone now.

So can we start withdrawing from the UN on philosophical grounds now? :neenernee

[Ioan76]

So can we start withdrawing from the UN on philosophical grounds now? :neenernee

Or found "sub-UN" like EU ? :neenernee

[antisocialmunky]

Well, if you want your taxes to subsidize grape farmers, go for it.

[Gaspar]

WE WILL BURY YOU! *BANGS SHOE*

(Somebody had to.)

[luddite]

UN resolution #2

The Nation of Sumeria,

Expressing grave concern that the Dutch Empire is using Copper weapons considered a Weapon of Mass Destruction by the UN security council,

Noting with Concern that numerous refugees from the Dutch Empire have revealed the intention of the Dutch military to pursue nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons,

Deploring the widespread use of human slavery within the Dutch Empire,

Condemning the reckless disregard with which the Dutch Empire has violated international treaties, including non-aggression pacts and anti- Double Move agreements,

Further Condemning the occupation by the Dutch Empire of land rightfully belonging to the people of Sumeria,

1. Demands the immediate deletion of all axemen by the Dutch Empire,

2. Stresses the need for international cooperation in dealing with this rogue state,

3. Demands that control of all Dutch cities east of Lupu be transferred to the Sumerian people, with free access to settle this land,

4. Authorizes the use of all necessary measures to enforce this resolution,

5. Calls upon all nations which cannot send military assistance to enforce an international trade embargo against the Dutch Empire, until the Dutch Empire complies with the terms of this resolution.

[Ioan76]

Dear Members of United Nations ,

We, the rightful and elected representatives of Dutch People, took act of calumnious claims of Sumerian tyrants and want to inform all other leaders of the world that :

1. Never made use of cooper-based units on our actions – instead rely on progressive technologies and recyclable, nature-friendly units which use horse-power. Even now – when savage and copper-enforced Sumerian mercenaries invaded our motherland - copper is not used and was deployed to our defenders like a “last resort” weapon.
2. What is considered as slavery-usage by our enemy is in fact just the voluntary sacrifice done by citizens of our Republic which mobilize themselves under the slogan “Totul pentru front – totul pentru victorie !” ( ~ “All [ resources ] for battleline, all for victory ! “ ) in order to repeal the invasion. This is the level of determination shown by our people – and all invaders should be aware of it !
3. There was situation in the past when some mistakes was done ( mainly due to some diversionists and foreign agents infiltrated in our ranks … who was promo …hmmm, purged ) but we and our people acknowledged them and pursed to correct them, as indicated by UN Council.
4. Regarding the land in dispute :
a. 2000 years before it was actually inhabited by our ancestors - as the archeological work of our workers already proved! :neenernee
b. Now, the majority of population is formed by Dutch people out there … and we couldn’t agree to a territorial claim which will let them unprotected!
c. Also now commerce, economy and culture started to flourish on that region – which is a good prove of good Dutch administration, which BTW - is an elected-one.

Considering all this aspects is crystal-clear that we consider the foundation of presented demands as void ( and offensive - as usual for such "imperialistic lies" ) and propose/expect to not be seriously considered and/or discussed by our organization.