lets see the start.

[mackoti]

Hey anyone around here in my beatutifull Mongolia?

Willem(W)- whos there and here is no mongolia...

KK-Is you dear friend Kubay -khan ,pericle..

W-Must be a confusion , I am not Pericle , I am the great W of the great Dutch empire..

KK-Sorry to barge in I belived is my friend, and the land looks so like Mongolia so i felt like home.

W-well you can stay and take a look around if you want...

KK- many tanks,but wasnt you forbiden in games because you are too good and in his mind.. , I belive you are a sisie but what i know...

W-oh , ut this is not regular BTS this a mod developed by mighty krill called RTR and they made my powers so litle here

KK-hows that, they chained your hands?

W-something like that not 3 gold anymore on riverside cotages, and I dont build libraries fast ....

KK-Thosands of lighnighst , what the heck is that, so i dont get them anymore?me so mad i wnat bash some heads...

W-cool down , you are not alowed to do that anymore..

KK-Why's that, I do what i want , wher is that krill, i willl...

W- well you are not agresive anymore , you are charisthmathic now , so you have to do motivational speaches to make your people happier and if they kill an enemy to make them to feel good about theyr crime and get more experience...

KK- oh man , but this a disaster so i can't be angry anymore , just 'Zen' alowed

W- I am afraid so...

KK- I took some nice picture from this beatifull mongolia can i show them to you?

W-I know them to well i supose but will be nice to see an album...
   
   
   
   

   

KK:how that lat picture anded here, i dont remeber taking it

W: I put it so i can brag a litle bit..

KK:there is nothing to brag, your empire is pathethic, and you dont comapre wth pericles..

W: preahsps we will discuss about that another time now i have a meeting..

KK: Sure, sur a meating...

[mackoti]

Ola Kubay you araound?
KK-Oh yeah still 'admiring your empire'

M-why are you sarcarstic, you dont like it...,you are no better i see no one commented upon your return , even gawadazak didnt say a thing...


KK- not so much,pericles is far beter then you at this time he was towards CS..

M- well this map is way poor then his..

KK- truth truth , but still 2 granaries and no libraries at turn 90 this is a recipe for disater and you are creativ...

M-did you forget, no double speed for libraries

kk-Oh, oh silly me , but still your managment very bad i seen so whales on the ocean and you sent no boats to get them

M-As you said are in the ocean and our culture nevr can get there , so no fat from whales for you..

KK- this map realy troled you with those whales..., at least you got fur somewere

M unfortunately no nice coats for you KK , no luck

KK-oh i see realy tough condition for you, but still i can get your tech choises which look realy bad for me...You got Judaism, converted, got monnarchy instead going for curency or getting the mighty MoM as pericles has done.

M-well if at leas those whales would have been posible to work or having 2 happines calendar resources i would had gone for calendar and try for MoM

KK-Hows that?

M-becasue of happines i was forced to do what i done to have chanse to grow my cities larger,and i realy nedeed my capitol large because the other cities are near worthles..

Kk-i see so my CHA would have been very handy, so in the end is not that bad.

M-Indeed not that bad, but i think without fin on this map i would had no chanse because the land i got, still i belive i have no chnase with the bad news some logs got to us...

KK-What bad news?

M-Someone finished MoM and after score increase i am 99'99% is OH.

KK-whos that is he dangerous??

M-yes he is and he is playin if i rember right like the ugly suryawarnaranmatrant

KK-I know that dude realy ugly , dont trust him

M-so as i see my chanses to win are realy low and i ahve bad land and no happines

KK- End up with self pity and make a plan to win , for example you have a very large capitol so you can go burocracy and after conquer some more land...

M- oh you sound very charthismathic now , you start to get to use with you new specealization, your Uncle could be very prod with you

KK-Who genghis is around here? So the mighty mongol hordes are in this game, sorry but i realy wanna go there, have a nice life bye

M-Wait wait he is not with mongols hords but with the mighty impis..

KK-He is playing with our nemesis, that can be truth him beeing a traitor i mus met him and reeducate him

M-well for now we dont know were he is...,but i think he is doing well in game and is in same team with great TBS.

KK-whox that?

M-about him next time.GTG

[mackoti]

KK- News? did you made a plan to atack someone?

M- not, but i observed OH is in a turn split with someone..

KK-This is good news , I bet he is with my crazy uncle he always wanted a great mausoleum for him

M- lets hope so, he is in a team with a great player named TBS, and would be not easy time for OH

KK-Great player you say , everyone here is a newb beside comodore, I dont see mighty Seven, great novice , even big mouth Krill is not here , I didnt seen any of those..

M-You arre realy behind, TBS is same magnitude as seven if not a liltle better, OH plays good as well, and the other are some russian and bulgarian which like having units in galleys and sunk your cities

KK-Oho i like those , were are they i feel is beter then staying here with you evryone just fishing becasue gives 1 coin more

M-I think you are traped with me for now as our bot is tide with carring workers setlers and taking the land path is dangesous as everithing is covered in jungle.

[BRickAstley]

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

More. These are fun.

[CFCJesterFool]

big mouth Krill

Sounds like some kind of fish.

[mackoti]

New turn already...

KK- something worthy happened?

M-yes indeed, our neighbour OTE4 captured a size 5 city.

KK-take this gingis, I AM SO GLAD...

M- this one was from the other barbarians, the true ones...

KK-To bad about that and this is a huge boost for Stinking bull, as from my experience a size 5 brbarian city needs alot of food to grow and barbs always build workers at this size

M- Indeed , not very good news for us he must got like 120-150 gold from this like 3-4 max gold for us and more than that Ote4 made a statement with the name of the city is called: Nuevo Cuzco so he wants to move capitol there.

KK-I see at least he has just 7 cities and we have 10 so still no bad, lets hope barbs will build such a nice city from us somewere as well.

M- nochanses as maximum food what a city can get in our'Mongolia" is cow or a crab...

KK-I see,to bad , but then which who was OH in a turn split?

M- perhaps he was fighting over this barb city (Nuevo cuzco) with ote4 ...

KK- well if that is true I am realy glad Ote4 got it becasue this OH looks very strong with MoM and the crop yeld lead and production and research.

M-yeah you right i think he has on us at least Alfabet,calendar and maybe even curency...

KK-Phew, well at least we ahve monarchy, if there was a wine resource around,so we can drink and be happy...

M- well you need to be happy just with watter..

[mackoti]

KK- We droped third in score...
M- Is just normal i think we will fall even more

KK-nonsense , what kind of talk is this.lets conqoer someone, i propose keshicks...

M- I told you many times we dont have that super unit

KK- I see, so what research next

M- will just finish alpha and after I am considering curency, and after IW

KK-Now you are talking some swords to seize for us a nice chunk of land from some neighbours

M-oh no , IW is a request for compas...

KK-and what units compas gives?

M-Gives harbor and our capitol at size 13 will be unhealthy so one of those will be very handy...

KK-You crazy research compas just becasue some people dont like filfth?

M-I supose you right, anyway we need a good plan for next techs as we have marble as well...

[mackoti]

KK: so how is going?

M: we have this beauty
   

This is the hope for a good game for me, with burocracy and cotagging all hills and an academy will do like 150 beakers/turn wich is not bad for this map

KK you see people laugh at my burocracy , but can be a game saver.

M- Dont know if a game saver but is this case is prety strong but as you can see i have to build 10 archers to grow it to max size will need an aquaduct as well..

KK- why an aquaduct will all the water very close...

M- for health, the water from lake could be poluated by fishermans and some people taking baths in it even is freasing dead, so will get water rom one of the hills...

KK- I see

M-We have bad news as well , we finished alfabet

Kk- i dont see how that is a bad news...

M-and Ote4 refuses to open borders with us, well as usual people refuses to OB with my civilization,and had a hunch he will say no but i tried,

KK-lets build some HA and kill the Stinking bull

M- I realy was considering getting some trireme and go and destroy his fishing nets

KK-Bravo, so SB is crazy and you go and kill some poor fisherman to feel vindicated, instead act like a man and invade him and burn cities down, destroy everything

M-But this way fishermans will remain without houses...

KK-details, details

M-other bad news is someoene got the magelan stuff

KK- not big deal as our ships star with navigation 1 as well so we can keep up..

M-nope, we dont get that anymore, but we get a huge bonus on producing navy..

KK-Oh thats good , how much 100%

M-nope is 25%

KK-But thats nothing, at least our mighty bersekers still have theeyr bonuses

M- i hope so.

[Elum]

KK-Bravo, so SB is crazy and you go and kill some poor fisherman to feel vindicated, instead act like a man and invade him and burn cities down, destroy everything

M-But this way fishermans will remain without houses...

KK-details, details