RB Demogame 1 - Sign up and discussion!

[scooter]

If it is not too late, I would like to join Team Gillette.

Definitely not too late, welcome . Our forum is thataway: http://realmsbeyond.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=157

[pindicator]

Catwalk PMed me with the excellent idea to add links to each team's thread in the OP, so that's been done. Thanks Catwalk!

[darrelljs]

(needed to out do Darrell, who is now signing his posts with his name twice, despite the fact that every post is automatically signed)

If you were a member of the Tropical Trolls, you'd get that inside, very funny, worth joining us for all by itself, joke.

Darrell

[Nakor]

Oledavy, I'd like to join your team!

[Tatan]

I would not be surprised if the unknown troll was from our team, considering we are, um, self-styled trolls.

[oledavy]

Oledavy, I'd like to join your team!

Glad to have you Nakor

Swing by our forum and post your settings preferences: http://www.realmsbeyond.net/forums/forum....php?f=154

[scooter]

For those who are still on the fence, Team Gillette is still eagerly looking for more team members . We don't care if you are a vet, green, or somewhere in between. We aim to have fun while defeating enemies. As team member ATrain put it:

A city/unit naming scheme around shaving products and slogans is also sure to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.

Strike fear into opponents with our superior knowledge of the intricacies of razor blades and related slogans! Shave off that scruffy beard and strut an appearance that will make the women swoon. Strive to be the Best A Man Can Get and join us!

[pindicator]

Who needs straight edges 'cept on their swashbuckling sword? Cut off your beard and you may as well cut off everything else that makes ye a man. Join the carefree life of Oledavy's Pirates and you won't have to worry bout no body telling you how to shave or that yer clothes ain't fancy 'nough. You only be called to do an honest man's work and never fall to the whims of some dainty city man. Ship sails soon for uncharted waters. Every able seaman is entitled to his equal share of bounty at voyage's end!

[scooter]

Alright guys, I have some breaking news I'd like to share with you. For those who still aren't sure who to join, Team Gillette decided to do you guys a favor. We think stunning physical appearance of our leaders is crucial to being good at Civilization, so I managed to track down pictures of all the team leaders. This should help you all come to a more informed decision. 4 of the 5 team's leaders have something very specific in common - some very bad facial hair! Here is Oledavy:



Surely he looks like a nice guy and probably the cool dude at the party who listens to "totally rad" music nobody has ever heard of, but wow does that beard need some work. His "first mate" Pindicator is much more of the same:



You might get into a hipster convention just fine with these guys, but can you really be led into battle by those faces? Probably not. They're not even real pirates! Next for anger management team, we have Krill:



Ok I guess you could get let into battle by that, but can you really put up with that kind of anger problems all the time? The entire team is required to look exactly like this at all times (additional foaming at the mouth is encouraged though not mandatory), and I'm just not so sure you want to sign up for that rage-fest of horrid hair and questionable hygiene. Next for Tropical Trolls team, we have Darrell:



Not only does he sign his name 2, 5, even 12 times to messages, but he also can't make up his mind. Beard or no beard? It's not just the tropics that are being trolled here folks, it's the good facial hair fashion senses of people everywhere. His apparent second-in-command (read: the real leader) Novice has quite an opposite issue:



Say no to drugs, kids! The only thing worse than bad facial hair is fake bad facial hair. Finally, Lord Parkin frequently goes a different route with his facial hair. He's known to grow it far too long and shape it into ridiculous designs, such as the following:





He uses this to distract you so that you're caught looking at his beard while he quickly double-moves you. NOT COOL.


So what does Team Gillette have to offer you? A clean, comfortable, satisfying, and ultimately stunning shave. Team co-leader Mackoti's picture here is the ultimate example of being The Best A Man Can Get:



Irresistible. Join today!

[oledavy]

So, I saw Scooter's photo of me...

....and at first I was like:



So then I was like:



Then I realized:



So then I was like:



Well played :neenernee