[SPOILERS] Seven Russias Into the Periclous Fray

[SevenSpirits]

Noble Helium,
It was not supposed to be
A haiku (nor this).

[suttree]

I think it's a limerick where he left the dirty parts out:

There once were some girls of Sankore
Who by day would play games of Civ4
But by night, I have learned, men would shout, "It's my turn!"
Something, something:

I'm not very good at these

[novice]

I think it's a limerick

D'oh, you beat me to it!

Very good, but I want a go as well.

A samaritan soul from Beit Horon
Tried to help PB20 get a move on
But relief never came
Playing a serious game?
Maybe that is an oxymoron

[suttree]

A samaritan soul from Beit Horon
Tried to help PB20 get a move on
But relief never came
Playing a serious game?
Maybe that is an oxymoron

I don't think the last line scans

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

A samaritan soul from Beit Horon
Tried to help PB20 get a move on
But relief never came
Playing a serious game?
Maybe that is an oxymoron

I don't think the last line scans

Maybe a gentle dig at Oxyphenbutazone, who lately is less than gentlemanly when it comes to competing for the Plako Perfect Gentleman of the Turn Timer Award?

My turn:

There once was a game of Civ 4.
For some it turned into a chore.
When the losers don't play,
the contenders say "Hey",
"hurry up! You're mother's a whore!"
"Convert to AI before I fucking dogpile you
ta-ta-TUM, ta-ta-TUM scoreboard gore.

[suttree]

*your


Ok - I'm banned now Keep up the good fight SevenSpirits! I liked reading about the challenge of a copperless start, and I'm curious to read more.

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

*your

Unintentional irony?

Seven, if you hate this spam, my apologies. All I can say is PB18-Perecles is creative and likes poetry, who knew?

[SevenSpirits]

Who WOULDN'T like this?

[SevenSpirits]

There once was an aspirant rhymer
Stuck in the last slot of the timer
With logging in taboo
He had lots of time to
Decide on the aptest last line. Er...

[Commodore]

If you're bored, it's been a month since a proper report happened...