September 25th, 2013, 06:38
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Lol @ WPC. Not only are they terrible they're deal breakers too. How I wish now we had made a separate peace with Germany and let them conquer half of (most of?) WPC, it would have been what they deserved.
New award proposal for future RB games: the WPC Award, goes to the most worthless ally in any game where a war coalition forms.
Death to CFC, but WPC.... Terrible and dishonest, great combination guys.
September 25th, 2013, 21:39
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(September 22nd, 2013, 19:53)spacetyrantxenu Wrote: I like mine better, but yours are always so nice. How about we combine them, I'll take the postscript.
I was mimicking their message style. 
Also MH, I'm not sending more messages, I was mostly joking. Although I would be totally fine with Xenu taking over the reins of diplo and just letting him do his worst. I'm sure the results would actually be quite funny.
September 25th, 2013, 21:49
(This post was last modified: September 25th, 2013, 21:50 by scooter.)
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Suggested draft to WPC:
Quote:WPC,
Ah, so not only are you guys utterly incompetent war allies, but you're also dishonorable agreement breakers. Good to know!
Anyway, if you want some tactical advice for how to attack us, I can provide you with a few pointers. First off, I'd highly recommend wandering around up in the northern tundra with your "stack" of ancient units for a few turns to give us time to scrape together some more modern units. That'll really help you guys out and give you all some time to add more archers to your stack. Second, you should attack our Rifles with Dog Soldiers. Dog Soldiers get really nice bonuses against units that we were building back in January, so I'm sure they'll at least do some damage to our current units. Third, when your attack flops miserably and we start to burn your cities, you should totally get mad at CFC and Apolyton and the gang for not clearing cities and gifting them to your worthless burning corpse.
See! Nice and easy. I find if you limit extraodinarily difficult tasks to just 3 simple steps, even a team like yours can understand them.
Good luck!
Sullla
Does that work for anyone?
September 25th, 2013, 21:49
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September 25th, 2013, 21:57
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(September 25th, 2013, 06:38)spacetyrantxenu Wrote: Lol @ WPC. Not only are they terrible they're deal breakers too. How I wish now we had made a separate peace with Germany and let them conquer half of (most of?) WPC, it would have been what they deserved.
New award proposal for future RB games: the WPC Award, goes to the most worthless ally in any game where a war coalition forms.
Death to CFC, but WPC.... Terrible and dishonest, great combination guys.
Worthless ally is somewhat inaccurate as the Spanish failed pretty hard. This award should be reserved for the ally who dragged down the alliance worst. As in ally who would have contributed more if they were part of the other alliance.
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September 25th, 2013, 22:21
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How about attaching LP's soundboard remix to the message?
September 26th, 2013, 03:20
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I wouldn't send that whole email to WPC. Just the first line should be enough imo.
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September 26th, 2013, 05:41
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I'll do it! How do I log in to the team diplo email account?
How much latitude do I have here? (If my nomination is ratified by what remains of our senate, I guess... the old organs of the government must still be partially adhered to, lest the people realize a coup has taken place). Basically don't embarrass us, right, and anything else is fair game? ASM, your trololololing services will be required.
September 26th, 2013, 08:27
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords!
Perhaps give us a chance to read your final proposal before sending...
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September 26th, 2013, 09:44
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(September 25th, 2013, 21:49)scooter Wrote: Does that work for anyone?
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