[spoilers] - Pindicator makes America great again!

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

Me too. I also wondered if it had been written by a middle school bully but I think we basically know the answer to that too.

[NobleHelium]

Guess who's back?

back again
Noble's back
tell a friend

I don't think this is a valid haiku, scooter.

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Actually, I was going for Arson, Murder and Jaywalking.

[spacetyrantxenu]

Guess who's back?

back again
Noble's back
tell a friend

I don't think this is a valid haiku, scooter.

Haiku? Better listen up, yo, Jason from Miami!



This guy gets it.

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

So the other teams won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down in pitboss 18 but it feels so empty without me
So come on and whip, build up your ships
Fuck that, rip up your nets and most of your shit
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled my other grudge match, "Ahoy there, matey!"

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

[pindicator]

[scooter]

So the other teams won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down in pitboss 18 but it feels so empty without me
So come on and whip, build up your ships
Fuck that, rip up your nets and most of your shit
And get ready 'cause this shit is about to get heavy
I just settled my other grudge match, "Ahoy there, matey!"

We have a winner.

[pindicator]

Turn 032

We joined the ranks of the multi-city club.




The best part about naming a city Clinton is we won't actually won't have to put any work into improving it. All the other players will just concede on sight because everyone knows it's this city's turn to come out on top.

I think it's been a few turns, so to catch up: I revolted to slavery right after finishing the settler (t30). This timed things up nicely for the workers, because I spent my anarchy turn on the first half of them making the pasture on the cows, and when we came out of anarchy the pasture finished and so we'll grow to size 3 while building our 2nd warrior. Now, finishing hunting didn't neatly time up with the worker turn so the workers both put a turn into mining the riverside hills before they pastured the cow, and now that they're done we're returning to those hills to finish up those mines. Although we waste some worker-turns here by moving onto the hills a second time, we are going to finish those mines right as the capital grows to size 3 - at which point we build another worker/settler combo.

Right now I'm planning on going for Stonehenge in Clinton - which is why I'm building a work boat first. Need to grow the city so that when Mysticism finishes we'll be able to work as many hammers as possible. Bonus: the work boat will time perfectly to hook up the clams for the gold/clam city in the south.

[pindicator]

Turn 033

It's time to make a stand against those that would oppress our freedom:

[pindicator]

Turn 034






I mean, we all knew it was going to happen no matter what the odds were.

Edit: God damn commie bears!

[pindicator]

Clearly this is proof that Putin > Trump

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

T34 is pretty late for a bear mauling. How much longer until barb animals vanish from the map? Can't be long now.