(December 27th, 2013, 21:54)Boldly Going Nowhere Wrote: ULTIMATE SOCKPUPPET DEATH MATCH!!!
There are a lot of people out there making up rumors about me that are malicious and untrue. But I'm going to prove once and for all: I am not a sockpuppet.
Because I am a genius, I have ascertained that socks have many parts including a leg, a heel, and a sole. I do not have a sole. You hear that? No sole! So I can't be a "sock" puppet.
I’ve been so lonely, girl, I’ve been so sad and down.
Can’t understand why haters won't respond.
I want to be free with other creatures like me
Will I get my wish,
Here at Realms Beyond?
Think you can make fun of me? I'm a genius! I'm the voice of a generation! What are you?! I'm here because of Goreripper. And to Goreripper I say: you will never be able to show your face at a 14-year-old's high school football game and be cool again.
All those lonely nights watchin' Civstats
I'm Tesla in the basement feeling like a whore
‘Cuz I wasn’t being true even though everyone said
That Seven's fishsticks have settled the score.
Truth of the matter is that there has never really been a team like us before. I mean let's be perfectly honest: a lot of people wouldn't work with Kanye West. But you see past that. You look beyond my disability and you find a bond that can unite us in comedy.
‘Cuz I know that I’m a sock puppet sock puppet (sock puppet, yo)
Motherfuckin’ sock puppet sock puppet (I’m a sock, yo)
Girl I am a sock puppet sock puppet (it’s alright, girl)
Makin’ love to other sock puppets sock puppets (Unh)
Seriously, Kanye West wants you to keep up the quality reporting and ignore the Gorerippers of the world.
You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter
So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?
And I know I got to be right now,
'Cause I can't get much wronger.
That that don't kill me, can only make me stronger.