[SPOILERS] Xenu Succeeds, BGN Fails! - RB's First Pitboss Succession Game

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

I'm like Trump giving a gift to a raving loony liberal.

I could make you the most perfect, balanced yet random, fun and natural looking map ever devised, and I'd still be doing it to troll you somehow.

I think we've all learned by now that a Trump gift is going to be all hat and no cattle. Just a pile of lies. Are you saying your map is a lie? What is truth? keanuface.gif

[Krill]

The fog always lies. It makes me think that the map is just a metaphor for life. Gradually learning about the world before mackoti breaks your legs and takes your stuff.

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

This is the QotM.

[spacetyrantxenu]

T6 - Kirby backtracked north.

[spacetyrantxenu]

T7 - Moved onto the grass jungle hill, revealing good news and bad news:




Good news is the marble resource, hopefully we can get some use out of that later.  Would have preferred stone for early game use but beggars can't be choosers on a Krill map, amirite?

Bad news is obviously the bear.  Of all the animals it had to be that one.  Hopefully the terrain allows us to move around it.  If not, exploration will be slowed or Kirby may be relieved of his duties.

Alright, let's go everybody. Saturday is blitz day!

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

Blitz? We barely pass rush here in Dawg Nation. But today we have the Univeristy of Kentucky We're a Basketball School But We Good at Football (Weird) Now Too School. Blitz unnecessary, Dawgs on top, gg, go pull yourself a dip, son.

[Boldly Going Nowhere]

Uh, just realized I may have made a taboo gameday decision. Is a little jimbo in my coffee allowed when we're playing the bourbon whiskey state in football. Honestly conflicted but I'm not wasting the whiskey.

[wetbandit]

8 food on 1 pop. So someone settled on food or there’s a Flood plains on a fish tile. Resume map kvetching.

[spacetyrantxenu]

Blitz? We barely pass rush here in Dawg Nation.

You guys presided over Third and Grantham for long enough that it became a meme. Ignore the fact that he's now the DC at Florida, though.

[spacetyrantxenu]

Uh, just realized I may have made a taboo gameday decision. Is a little jimbo in my coffee allowed when we're playing the bourbon whiskey state in football. Honestly conflicted but I'm not wasting the whiskey.

It would be more taboo to abuse alcohol by wasting the whiskey. Drink what you have but pour up something different for the next cup. Florida Man rejoices in a lovely shot of coffee with his cup of rumchata, by the way, and doesn't ever have to feel conflicted about drinking it, no matter the Saturday....