[SPOILERS] Mehmed of Ottomans. Completely unrestricted. yuris125 and mackoti

[Hashoosh]

The Sultan President takes sugar with his tea! How ghastly!

How do we know the VoE isn't already working for the sugar cartels?

[mackoti]

Early in the morning VoE stumbled in MI kitchen.
MII-- Was up good friend?
VoE-good news sir,look like anoying Comodore decide to chnage his research towards artilery...
MII-this is indeed good news we might not be obliged to raze his capitol.
VoE- did we planed that< then i am soryy he changed.
MII WHY?
VoE-Many of our spy deserter reveived dnice cotages there, i wouuld nejoyed burning them and capturing the 'buggers'
MII-aha i see, well if you turn with a good plan how to avoid his sentry view we still might do it, he anoys me great.

[mackoti]

MII -VOE do you know if master krill did seen all those picture which took us half an hour to make?
VoE-I have no clue my Emperor, but he might not casue he didnt said anithing.
MII-OK lets go in the war room i had a huge meeting with my generals and vizir to discuss about the incoming war.


The war room with near 20 people in it everoyne whispeiring, one beeing very concerned other eating popcorn which wasa new invention which they got it from canadian people, other staying realxed in big coaches and thinking at something beautiful or bad .What all had in common was fear becasue leader was realy chanching his atitude every day and there was some rumors they are under espionage of his Majesty.

After looking around and seeing everyone is there, MII declared the War meeting open.Then minister of culture aproached and said he wants to say something but was refused and he was sent out to return with his problems in 2-3 days becasue now serious problems at are stake.

Vizir of diplomacy(Vod), adresed to MII and said:
-did we tryed to talk with scooter about this sugar matere perhaps he will understand and there will be life saved,avoiding a war.
VoW- we tryed but he always refused us.
VOD- did we sent a long letter asking nice for the sugar and explain him the consecinces if he doest handle the sugar to us?
VOR- do you forget my dear friend this a AI diplomacy game so we cant send long leters? Just ask everything like you are dumb...
VOD- that explain why all the time i couldnt write anithing , so i remained without a role.
MII-Stop this discution cause is late and i have to watch a footbal game(soccer for the canadians) game to watch; So how the preparatino for operation 'sugar1'' are going?
VOR- sir in port Adam(you know first man created) we managed to equipe very fast 4 destroyers which will move in the staging tile



We finished another one in our great maoi city our miliatri is something like this



We will gather more money this turn and upgrade many galeons to transporters as well we will get some finished so next the begging of the turn we declare war i hope to have 12 -15 destroyers 14 transports ready to hit.

We decide to uild mostly wealth this turn although is not optimall but is beter to get units on front ready to atack as fats is posible.
MII- Sound like a good plan , i already feel the smell of sugar.
VOC on the other side of the door, of gunpowder you want to say, we are doomed.

Everyone was cheking the plans and busy to tell mehmed oh great he is.

[Krill]

mack, first thread with new posts I read on RB is this one. Although sometimes I might take a day or so to read it because I work shifts and sometimes don't get back before 2330 and then have to leave again at 0645. I'm looking at your pictures now, and thank you for taking them

[mackoti]

Who's that late in the night there?
..Is the postman with an urgenet message for mehed...
Scooter sent you a 20 gold for 20 gol message, because he is not alowed to talk difrent.

I got it , 20 turns aog i sent a similar one so we had 20 turns of peace,but not working now, i want 7 cities from him and then he can have that.\I will write a leter in ornign with that.

lets se what he choose.

[mackoti]

MII - This game is getting absolutely crazy, good i just decided to have fun
W1(gues who's that) - How that sugarbunny?
MII- dont use that word
W1-which sugar or bunny?
MII-- sugar
W1-So whats happening?
MII - Scooter got wise and sold for nesr 2k gld 2 cities to comodore, which we had a setup to conquer nxt turn..
W1-isnt that poor sportmanship my both?
MII- dont know and done care, i declared war on comodore and got the cities for myself.
W1-another war but this one wasnt in plan , my su..., stud...
MII-true but comodore has to much fun let him feel some pain.
I need to prepare later will be conference with minister see if we need to punish comodore for his trasgresions.

[novice]

W1(gues who's that) - How that sugarbunny?
MII- dont use that word
W1-which sugar or bunny?
MII-- sugar

[mackoti]

MII-VOW lets see how much units managd to get before the war with darius is starting.
VOW-Sir we have in offence 16 destroyers 10 transportor near full of units,but first isent your offer to him, asking for those cities and sugar and ofereing a 40 turn Nap, as he might remebered we kept the previous 20, ar he might be not.
VOE-anyaway from our intel he cant reinforce so we will get those cities anyway and more thne that we can raze some 4-5 coastal cities which are importsnt for scooter.
MII- and one of the cities we want can be razed by lewwyn next turn so he beter accept, but will see.
Vow- our power is 800k beter then next and as you ordered we will continue producing units till our cashflow will be negative.I expect we to finish 100 units in next 8 turns or so if not beter.
MII- good.Too bad we couldnt reach marines, that would have been fun indeed.

[mackoti]

SIR,SIR,- there is a man,2 men ,1man ... at the door wants to speak to you..
MII-Is one or 2 decide for once and wgo are them? I told you to ask theyr names otherwise you get fired even you are the brother of my wife 5
-There is one and i asked and they keep saying, Pericles and Kublay khan...
MII- ask which ones , becasue there are many of those
-they said is P and KK from pbem 24
MII- said to them to enter.
they entered very fast asking why they were kept so much they are great kings and won many pbem for sure MII has what to lear from them.
MII-why are you here?
KK-We wanted to warn you about sneaky commodore, we had a treaty in our great world to not interfere in the batle with mighty TT ,
P-Actulay was my game and you took over me

KK-shut up i am talking now, you and your universities, and he broke that traty, the way to punish him is to go and burn his legendary cities

MII-but he doenst have any, he has the best city in the world tough

KK-Go and raze that, but be awared after he will spread word about your lack of sportmanhip, breaking naps...

MII- luckily we dont have any of those here but more and more i am thinking asbout how to punish him..
You are my guest for dinner

P- can i see your univeristies , catedrals

KK- stop it beter present us some units , talk with some generals, getting us to a fight , thats something not ...

P-bearly speaking ...ok ok

[Bobchillingworth]

Seriously, these dialogues are pretty much the best thing ever