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[PB22 Spoiler] Joey and Borsche puke on the funny pages

Woops, I took some screenshots of this turn but forgot to email them to myself at work, since when I logged into my email I saw I had my once-a-week PBEM59 save and played that instead. RIP.

Anyways, we somehow met mackoti and Furungy. I have no idea where they are, except that I bet they're more likely near Gavagai than us. Its not possible for them to have found our southern chokepoint scout without us seeing it, and it seems a little early for a scouting workboat. Anyways, its great we have so many contacts so early. The Known Tech Bonus (KTB) is a really big deal in RtR mod once we get to the classical era, and an even bigger deal in the medieval era and beyond. I have our EPs split between mackoti and REMAI atm, since it seems REMAI is trying to get research visibility on us.

Our barracks finished its second chop this turn, while our capital hit size 5. Our second warrior is due next turn, after which I think we should get out the second settler, whipping into a workboat. Settler -> WB -> Settler would be my preference in the capital. In our new city, which I named Zen Pencils (Zen Pencils A.R.T. didn't fit unfortunately frown), I think the build order should be warrior (aggressive barracks warriors! #WOW #wHoa) then granary. The workers should hook up the corn and then split into chopping duty and roading out to city 3.

What do you think, Borsche? Any ideas for city name #3? Is it finally BCB's time to shine...?
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lmfao and you told me i was being paranoid. we are being warrior-rushed. from 19 tiles away.




moving the scout back onto the forest ph next turn; hopefully they dont wardec. as long as we have the scout on the +75% tile, there's basically nothing they can do. either attack the scout at 50% odds and get maimed, letting our superior-promoted units (lol) clean up, or else pull back. WHO DOES THIS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. IS REALITY REAL.

switched our tiles in Zen Pencils A.R.T. to complete our AGGRESSIVE 3XP WARRIOR in 1 turn:




also, check out Gavagai's land:




Welcome to the Jungle Baby, Your gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee..............
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what hte fuck, why is this land looking eerily similar to that on SG we played on Totestra
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lmfao at the warrior rush. Its not so much I thought you were paranoid as the fact that it would be retarded since he's literally 6T away on T38. iirc the LoS of our borders would've meant we would've caught it when it was at least 4T away giving us enough time to defend the city.
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CHAT LOG

German Jojo: what do you think about this
German Jojo: http://i.imgur.com/FwBvxM9.jpg
German Jojo: its likely they'll move their warriors onto the bare hill t40
German Jojo: if they wardec the scout will be forced off
German Jojo: *their scout
German Jojo: we have our Super Warrior 2 tiles away, our regular warrior 3T away
German Jojo: however
Borsche: do you think we should
German Jojo: we also have this worker
German Jojo: who could road
Borsche: preemptively wardec?
Borsche: to hold the hil
German Jojo: no i dont because
German Jojo: if we premptively wardec
German Jojo: OUR scout will get forced off the hill
German Jojo: b/c he has a scout on that same hill
German Jojo: if he wardecs then he'll have to fight a 50% battle
German Jojo: which our warriors will hopefully clean up
German Jojo: there's also the chance he DOESNT wardec
German Jojo: and tries to slip past
German Jojo: hmm
German Jojo: we'll be able to whip an emergency warrior in ZP tho
German Jojo: also what do you think about our next tech?
German Jojo: if it wasnt for these goofballs id have said sailing, but
German Jojo: maybe AH to find horses just to see if they have them hooked, would be wise
Borsche: AH still reveals horses right?
German Jojo: yeah
German Jojo: borsche
Borsche: yeah?
German Jojo: ur two cents on the tech/road?
Borsche: hmm
Borsche: if we had something close to camp i wouldn't mind AH
German Jojo: yeah
German Jojo: but we dont, it would be just for horse location
German Jojo: rather have sailing?
Borsche: yeah
German Jojo: k
German Jojo: whats your opinion on the road?
Borsche: on the corn?
German Jojo: yeah, to advance the warrior a tile further faster
Borsche: the warrior is 3T away from the scout hill, but would the road speed that up? unless the road finishes this turn, it'd still take 3T right
German Jojo: the warriors already moved this turn, the worker hasnt
German Jojo: so it could road this turn + next
German Jojo: before the warrior moves
German Jojo: and then warrior would use the road on the city tile plus the corn road
German Jojo: BORSCHE WAKE UP
Borsche: yeah but
Borsche: oh wait it's already moved
Borsche: nevermind
German Jojo: should i road it then?
Borsche: idk
German Jojo: you're killing me here
Borsche: yeah why not. i dont think it's gonna be that much of a wasted turn
Borsche: if it doesn't work out
German Jojo: ok
German Jojo: same
Borsche: sorry lol
Borsche: im thinking about it and im also wathcing Football
Borsche: cause i'm not a nerd
German Jojo: lol its cool i just been logged into this game for like a half hour
Borsche: good job lord parkin
Borsche: double moving, staying logged in, etc
Borsche: youre looking at a one way ticket to being a pariah
German Jojo: thank you ive been working very hard on that lol
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also, we met HAK this turn, whose borders are to Gavagai's far west, past the jungle.
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for those not following the tracker, i want to note that we are playing against insane people. its T40, and every turn they play is like this.

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10/20/14 8:53 am REM Logged out
10/20/14 8:52 am Adrien Changed name to REM
10/20/14 8:52 am Adrien Logged in
10/20/14 7:41 am Adrien Logged out
10/20/14 7:19 am REM Changed name to Adrien
10/20/14 7:19 am REM Logged in
10/20/14 7:12 am REM Logged out
10/20/14 7:11 am REM Finished turn
10/20/14 7:07 am REM Logged in

10/19/14 7:59 pm Dreylin Logged out
10/19/14 7:59 pm Dreylin Finished turn
10/19/14 7:50 pm OT4E Changed name to Dreylin
10/19/14 7:50 pm OT4E Logged in
10/19/14 6:58 pm REM Logged out
10/19/14 6:43 pm REM Logged in
10/19/14 6:22 pm REM Logged out
10/19/14 6:15 pm REM Logged in
10/19/14 6:06 pm REM Logged out
10/19/14 6:05 pm REM Logged in
10/19/14 5:49 pm REM Logged out
10/19/14 5:43 pm Adrien Changed name to REM
10/19/14 5:43 pm Adrien Logged in

10/19/14 5:42 pm Commodore Logged out
10/19/14 5:38 pm Commodore Finished turn
10/19/14 5:36 pm Commodore Score decreased to 67
10/19/14 5:35 pm Commodore Logged in
10/19/14 4:36 pm Daniel Logged out
10/19/14 4:35 pm Daniel Finished turn
10/19/14 4:34 pm Daniel Logged in
10/19/14 4:32 pm Daniel Logged out
10/19/14 4:32 pm Daniel Logged in
10/19/14 4:31 pm Daniel Logged out
10/19/14 4:30 pm Daniel Logged in
10/19/14 4:30 pm dtay Changed name to Daniel
10/19/14 2:32 pm plako Logged out
10/19/14 2:32 pm plako Finished turn
10/19/14 2:30 pm plako Logged in
10/19/14 2:22 pm GermanJoey Logged out
10/19/14 2:19 pm GermanJoey Finished turn
10/19/14 2:18 pm OT4E Logged out
10/19/14 2:10 pm Gawdzak Logged out
10/19/14 2:09 pm Gawdzak Finished turn
10/19/14 2:04 pm Gawdzak Logged in
10/19/14 2:01 pm OT4E Logged in
10/19/14 1:57 pm HitAnyKey Logged out
10/19/14 1:55 pm mackoti Logged out
10/19/14 1:53 pm HitAnyKey Finished turn
10/19/14 1:53 pm mackoti Finished turn
10/19/14 1:51 pm mackoti Logged in
10/19/14 1:46 pm GermanJoey Logged in
10/19/14 1:44 pm OT4E Logged out
10/19/14 1:43 pm HitAnyKey Score decreased to 73
10/19/14 1:41 pm HitAnyKey Logged in
10/19/14 1:34 pm Gavagai Score increased to 72
10/19/14 1:34 pm Gawdzak Score increased to 79
10/19/14 1:34 pm dtay Score increased to 74
10/19/14 1:34 pm HitAnyKey Score increased to 75
10/19/14 1:34 pm Commodore Score increased to 69
10/19/14 1:34 pm Adrien Score increased to 73
10/19/14 1:34 pm A new turn has begun. It is now 2400 BC
10/19/14 1:34 pm OT4E Finished turn
10/19/14 1:19 pm Dreylin Changed name to OT4E
10/19/14 1:19 pm Dreylin Logged in
10/19/14 1:16 pm Gavagai Logged out
10/19/14 1:16 pm Gavagai Finished turn
10/19/14 1:14 pm Gavagai Logged in
10/19/14 1:01 pm HitAnyKey Logged out
10/19/14 12:59 pm HitAnyKey Logged in
10/19/14 12:35 pm Uploader connected. Version 1.5.1.0
10/19/14 12:34 pm Uploader disconnected
10/19/14 11:47 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 11:44 am Adrien Logged in
10/19/14 10:36 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 10:35 am Adrien Logged in
10/19/14 10:25 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 10:23 am Adrien Logged in
10/19/14 10:04 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 9:57 am REM Changed name to Adrien
10/19/14 9:57 am REM Logged in

10/19/14 9:45 am Dreylin Logged out
10/19/14 9:35 am Dreylin Logged in
10/19/14 8:35 am HitAnyKey Logged out
10/19/14 8:30 am HitAnyKey Finished turn
10/19/14 8:26 am HitAnyKey Logged in
10/19/14 7:20 am mackoti Logged out
10/19/14 7:19 am mackoti Finished turn
10/19/14 7:18 am mackoti Logged in
10/19/14 5:53 am REM Logged out
10/19/14 5:51 am REM Logged in
10/19/14 5:44 am REM Logged out
10/19/14 5:40 am REM Logged in
10/19/14 5:38 am REM Logged out
10/19/14 5:36 am REM Logged in
10/19/14 5:36 am Adrien Changed name to REM
10/19/14 5:22 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 5:22 am Adrien Finished turn
10/19/14 5:18 am Adrien Logged in
10/19/14 5:18 am REM Changed name to Adrien
10/19/14 4:33 am REM Logged out
10/19/14 4:01 am REM Logged in
10/19/14 4:01 am Adrien Changed name to REM

10/19/14 3:05 am Commodore Logged out
10/19/14 3:05 am Commodore Finished turn
10/19/14 3:02 am Commodore Logged in
10/19/14 2:52 am Adrien Logged out
10/19/14 2:43 am Adrien Logged in
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How do you guys know Mookie?
Current games (All): RtR: PB83

Ended games (Selection): BTS games: PB1, PB3, PBEM2, PBEM4, PBEM5B, PBEM50. RB mod games: PB5, PB15, PB27, PB37, PB42, PB46, PB71 PB80. FFH games: PBEMVII, PBEMXII. Civ 6:  PBEM22 PBEM23Games ded lurked: PB18
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Know him? Like personally? We don't, we just know him as the author of Dominic Deegan, Oracle for Hire. Friend of yours?
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Er...maybe someone I used to know, actually.
Current games (All): RtR: PB83

Ended games (Selection): BTS games: PB1, PB3, PBEM2, PBEM4, PBEM5B, PBEM50. RB mod games: PB5, PB15, PB27, PB37, PB42, PB46, PB71 PB80. FFH games: PBEMVII, PBEMXII. Civ 6:  PBEM22 PBEM23Games ded lurked: PB18
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