November 15th, 2009, 18:03
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It is with great regret that I announce the death of Justin Specting, the brave scout who has been with us since the birth of the Persian empire. He braved the barbarians of the world to allow Persia to make peaceful contact with all other civilizations. His service to his country, which spanned 4560 years will forever be remembered. He survived long after many "tougher" units have come and gone. His death will be mourned from mountain stronghold of The Castle to the lush jungles of The Hospital and a statue of him will be erected in the square in Central Command to forever commemorate his status as a hero to the Persian people.
Despite his peaceful intentions and lack of any threat whatsoever, he was brutally slaughtered by a marauding Knight division garbed in pink. It is of minor compensation that Jumbinjackflash the War Elephant was nearby to avenge his death.
Justin Specting, we salute you.